arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
Stygian Syzygy: lol
Stygian Syzygy: google knows me
eggplant with benefits: oh?
Stygian Syzygy: I typed "an" and it suggested "anderson cooper eye roll"
arethinn: (campbell (excited))
Stygian Syzygy: ... Holy crap. I've drawn half a kilometre of lines worth of words on this [phone] keyboard.
hair boner victorious: it keeps an odometer?
Stygian Syzygy: Just looked at my keyboard stats. Distance flowed. Typos corrected. Lepers saved.
hair boner victorious: ....lepers?
Stygian Syzygy: Keypresses saved.
hair boner victorious: LOL
Stygian Syzygy: Lol
hair boner victorious: yay autocorrect
hair boner victorious: for once
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
Enotsola says:

Mmm.... server.iad.liveperson.net
Almost all the joys of phoning tech support..
except I can play my own hold music, and I don't actually have to talk to a person
arethinn: text "You always a wiseass? No, sometimes I'm asleep." on blue-grey background (humor sarcasm (wiseass))
Oolon Colluphid says:
My proof [that Jesus was the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster] was as follows:
All ... uhh... noodly appendages are as His Noodly Appendage. Thus, most of us are fathered by FSM.

Last best hope for punching out God says:
...
well, the men, anyway

Oolon Colluphid says:
well, those born of intercourse..
as the noodly appendage implanting the seed was that of the FSM

Last best hope for punching out God says:
ah, i see
...
let's never have sex again

Oolon Colluphid says:
...

Last best hope for punching out God says:
sorry, just, wow, mood killer
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
Lucasian hyperspace says:
Martin Freeman [as Bilbo Baggins], ya
although I still think Martin Short is a funny idea

Oolon Colluphid says:
I like the idea of Morgan Freeman
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (weird al rotflol))
Husband and I are watching the second IBM Challenge episode of Jeopardy. In a category on proverbs, Watson arrived at the correct question "what are tools" from the answer "It's a poor workman who blames these", with a high level of confidence in the response. We were amused and bemused, though, by his second-choice answer, way down in the red: "Yogi Berra".

Quoth the me, "It's a poor workman who blames Yogi Berra, too!"

eta: Second choice on "A broken one of these is right twice a day" (correct response of "clock", again, with high confidence) was "nails." Um.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humour silly (wakko))
[personal profile] enotsola, playing LotR Online: Who needs a name like "Guardian of Ered Luin"? I'm a "Pie-Eating Champion"!

[personal profile] arethinn: ...Truly, the beauty and nobility of the Elves is beyond compare.
arethinn: Alice in Wonderland upside down (weird (alice upside down))
battle cry of some dude in the Dragon Age game [personal profile] enotsola is playing: No quarter shall be given!

me [affecting his voice]: Only dimes and nickels!

[personal profile] enotsola: [laughs]

me: They're going to nickel and dime us to death. ...'Cause no quarter shall be given!

[personal profile] enotsola: ...

me: I'm going to run now.

[personal profile] enotsola: Yeah, you better run.


(Ah, good. Makes me wish for the Elder Days of having conversations, or should I call them competitions, with [personal profile] rialian and [livejournal.com profile] shishain, pretty much entirely composed of such remarks...)

eta:

[personal profile] enotsola [speaking aloud to an enemy onscreen]: You, sir, are goin' down! ... Oh, so you're going to stun me first? Well, two can play that game. I, too, am quite stunning!
arethinn: Bastian from the Neverending Story with book, text "can't talk, dorking" (geeky (bastian dorking))
"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both OMG and WTF."
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humour silly (wakko))
[personal profile] enotsola: Dude, I can wear leather?
[personal profile] arethinn: Ooh baby, you sure can.
enotsola: [something about leather armor in the free MMO he's playing]
arethinn: Ah, and you thought you were a clothie?
enotsola: [explains theory that tripping level 10 might have changed something, so priests in this were apparently more D&D style than WoW style, had previously been selling unusable leather bits to another player, etc]
arethinn: Did I use the word "clothie" correctly in a sentence?
enotsola: *thumbs up* It makes me happy.
arethinn: That's not going to get me far on the SAT.

---------------

* I have no idea what modern SAT scoring is like. I got 1460 out of 1600, ummm, 16 or 17 years ago.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humour silly (wakko))
"People sweated less before the atomic bomb? This is an interesting theory. Tell me about it."
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
Did anyone get a load of this recent Google logo?



Jan 14, 2010 Celebration of Chinese Culture - (China)

Um. I think someone has a well-developed sense of irony.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
Did anyone get a load of this recent Google logo?



Jan 14, 2010 Celebration of Chinese Culture - (China)

Um. I think someone has a well-developed sense of irony.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
Did anyone get a load of this recent Google logo?



Jan 14, 2010 Celebration of Chinese Culture - (China)

Um. I think someone has a well-developed sense of irony.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (amused (moon's daughter))
Item the first: "What a jerk, that Hitler! Never brings me any pineapple."


Item the second: I was looking through a name/location listing of members on a website just now, and some clever soul put their location in Oregon as "hell". I know there's a Hell, Michigan, but I doubted there was a Hell, Oregon. So I plugged "hell, or" into Google Maps, and got this loltastic suggestion:



Geez, Google. Whaddaya got against New Brunswick?

However, ex-pat [livejournal.com profile] enotsola comments, "Having been to Moncton, I gotta say..."

("Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank; New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall...")
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
Item the first: "What a jerk, that Hitler! Never brings me any pineapple."


Item the second: I was looking through a name/location listing of members on a website just now, and some clever soul put their location in Oregon as "hell". I know there's a Hell, Michigan, but I doubted there was a Hell, Oregon. So I plugged "hell, or" into Google Maps, and got this loltastic suggestion:



Geez, Google. Whaddaya got against New Brunswick?

However, ex-pat [livejournal.com profile] enotsola comments, "Having been to Moncton, I gotta say..."

("Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank; New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall...")
arethinn: glowing green spiral (silly (wakko))
"Periodontitis is no picnic. Unless you're a bacteria, I suppose."
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
"Periodontitis is no picnic. Unless you're a bacteria, I suppose."
arethinn: glowing green spiral (amused (moon's daughter))
Stygian says:
is there potentially beer on your way home? Killing my headache with advil or caffeine seems fail
pervy snape fancier says:
k
pervy snape fancier says:
i will observe some beer and thereby collapse its waveform and turn it from potential beer into actual beer
pervy snape fancier says:
and then i will purchase it
Stygian says:
*giggles* have I mentioned I love you?
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
Stygian says:
is there potentially beer on your way home? Killing my headache with advil or caffeine seems fail
pervy snape fancier says:
k
pervy snape fancier says:
i will observe some beer and thereby collapse its waveform and turn it from potential beer into actual beer
pervy snape fancier says:
and then i will purchase it
Stygian says:
*giggles* have I mentioned I love you?

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