arethinn: (campbell (she'll think i'm a loony))
"They're some kind of poly blob."
"What's that got to do with airship dicks?"

"Apparently fluorescent lighting was discovered in 1492."
"When Columbus sailed the fluorescent tube."
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
"I think a Syrah would feel thicker in my mouth. ...Will you feel thicker in my mouth, sirrah?"
arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
" 'Commander' Spicer?"
" 'Commander'? Seriously? Commander of what?"
"...the U.S.S. WTF?"
arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
"Should be glad you did the portals that way and not the other way around, because then he would poop into his own urethral meatus."
"Well, that's Batman for you."
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
"Never mind having someone's guts for garters, I'll have your scrotum for a yarmulke!"
arethinn: text "You always a wiseass? No, sometimes I'm asleep." on blue-grey background (humor sarcasm (wiseass))
"Why does Michelle Obama's outfit have a boob window? Is it because she's a superhero?"
arethinn: Flounder from The Little Mermaid, screaming, text "AAAAAA" (scared (flounder aaa))
"It was a stuffed owl; relax."
"I know, but he still used a staple gun!"
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is not a part of your life most of the time!"
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
"I wish people could communicate more effectively. [pause] I think that's more than any one genie can handle."
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
[personal profile] arethinn: Awww. I'm never baking pumpkin pie again.
[personal profile] enotsola: That's a silly thing to say.
[personal profile] arethinn: [points to this pie]
[personal profile] enotsola: What about it?
[personal profile] arethinn: How could any pie I make ever be that perfect?
[personal profile] enotsola: How do you know? Maybe it tastes like poop! Lick your monitor and tell me what it tastes like.
[personal profile] arethinn: ...hopefully not like poop. What have you been doing while I'm at work?
[personal profile] enotsola: I bet any pie you make would taste better than your monitor.
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"It probably costs a third of a Lindsay Lohan to buy a 17th-century pirate ship."
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"Vampire marmalade? Must be made from blood oranges."
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
[personal profile] enotsola (watching Glee): [Blaine] doesn't see that guy's totally skeezy. He's being as dumb as a box of hammers.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: Hmm, I was going to say hormonal.
[personal profile] enotsola: a box of hammers.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: How hormonal is a box of hammers, anyway?
[personal profile] enotsola: Well, I hear they want to hit that.

I'm very concerned he may be gaining ground in our ongoing pun war. (That's what a marriage basically is, right?)
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
me, observing [personal profile] enotsola's "Eleven Doctors in the style of Matt Groening" desktop: Did they think up regeneration when they needed to change to the second actor? I mean, the first didn't do it, it was just a way of explaining that he looked different?

[personal profile] enotsola: Yeah... William Hartnell was like, "I'm done. Bye." And they're like, well, we could try to find a look-alike, or we could... make some shit up. And the rest is history. And the future. Er... and the present.

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