arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
[personal profile] enotsola this morning (possibly thinking about a dream he'd had): "I wish people could communicate more effectively. [pause] I think that's more than any one genie can handle."
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
[personal profile] arethinn: Awww. I'm never baking pumpkin pie again.
[personal profile] enotsola: That's a silly thing to say.
[personal profile] arethinn: [points to this pie]
[personal profile] enotsola: What about it?
[personal profile] arethinn: How could any pie I make ever be that perfect?
[personal profile] enotsola: How do you know? Maybe it tastes like poop! Lick your monitor and tell me what it tastes like.
[personal profile] arethinn: ...hopefully not like poop. What have you been doing while I'm at work?
[personal profile] enotsola: I bet any pie you make would taste better than your monitor.
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"It probably costs a third of a Lindsay Lohan to buy a 17th-century pirate ship."
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"Vampire marmalade? Must be made from blood oranges."
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
[personal profile] enotsola (watching Glee): [Blaine] doesn't see that guy's totally skeezy. He's being as dumb as a box of hammers.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: Hmm, I was going to say hormonal.
[personal profile] enotsola: ...as a box of hammers.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: How hormonal is a box of hammers, anyway?
[personal profile] enotsola: Well, I hear they want to hit that.


I'm very concerned he may be gaining ground in our ongoing pun war. (That's what a marriage basically is, right?)
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
me, observing [personal profile] enotsola's "Eleven Doctors in the style of Matt Groening" desktop: Did they think up regeneration when they needed to change to the second actor? I mean, the first didn't do it, it was just a way of explaining that he looked different?

[personal profile] enotsola: Yeah... William Hartnell was like, "I'm done. Bye." And they're like, well, we could try to find a look-alike, or we could... make some shit up. And the rest is history. And the future. Er... and the present.
arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
(after a discussion about how Tosh.O is scary and basically internet videos in a crap wrapper)

enotsola: *burps* And that's my opinon on Tosh.O.
me: So it's like expensive regurgitated garlic?
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (humerus))
[personal profile] enotsola @ Starbucks sez:

The middle aged gentleman next to me is making a to-do list
the first three items are
Get Cape
Wear Cape
Fly
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"Do you think that if I put on one polka-dot sock and one stripy sock that my feet will mutually annihilate each other?"

"...no."

"...is it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"

--me and [personal profile] enotsola on the physical properties of my footwear


('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (weird al rotflol))
Me (slipping a fresh beeswax votive into the holder on my altar): Heh heh heh. I like fire.
[personal profile] enotsola: Who doesn't? [*pause*] Oh, that damn bear...
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (weird al rotflol))
"Forward... ho!! ... 'Hey, there's no reason to be calling me names.' "

--me supplying my own punch line
arethinn: Wakko Warner blinking (humor silly (wakko))
"Why is Earth so delicious? And why do we get to be at the top of the food chain*? Think of the poor brine shrimp! Their culinary horizons are very narrow!"


(*nom nom nom STRAWBERRY nom nom*)


* - I know, not 100% literally true, as several creatures can and do eat homo sapiens. I wouldn't say humans have any really systematic predators, though.
arethinn: text "You always a wiseass? No, sometimes I'm asleep." on blue-grey background (humor sarcasm (wiseass))
"I wish I were funny like Robin Williams, except without all the body hair and cocaine."
arethinn: Bastian from the Neverending Story with book, text "can't talk, dorking" (geeky (bastian dorking))
[personal profile] enotsola: OMG, I wonder if Watson's open to SQL injection.
arethinn: Wax seal with motif of a shattered hand mirror, silver on black (crazysauce (malk antitrib))
(context probably actually isn't important here.)

me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.

(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)

me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.

(he chokes with laughter)

me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?



I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (humerus))
Husband is playing Star Ocean: The Last Hope. Poor Ghimdo is wheelchair-bound because his legs are petrified, and of this disease, bacculus, he says:

"It is an ancient and infectious illness that renders the body unto stone, as you can see. And then, in time..."

[personal profile] enotsola: ...I'm ready to rock.


...

I pummeled him but good.
arethinn: glowing green spiral (sarcasm (wiseass))
Me, failing to manipulate a log in the fireplace the way I wanted to:

"You know who's a jerk? Prometheus. What is this? I can't deal with this!"
arethinn: Purple and pink cartoon Cheshire Cat, grinning (crazysauce (cheshire cat))
weird phrases I have uttered in the past couple of days:

barely coagulated space lava
jive-talking Hypello
Do you have the Spanish Inquisition in your feet?
arethinn: Purple and pink cartoon Cheshire Cat, grinning (crazysauce (cheshire cat))
"Well that's obnoxiously stupid. And stupidly obnoxious. Like sodomizing someone with an orangutan. Not an orangutan's penis - the whole orangutan."

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