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Jun. 30th, 2012 08:42 pm"It probably costs a third of a Lindsay Lohan to buy a 17th-century pirate ship."
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Nov. 10th, 2011 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](http://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
enotsola (watching Glee): [Blaine] doesn't see that guy's totally skeezy. He's being as dumb as a box of hammers.shyfoxling: Hmm, I was going to say hormonal.enotsola: ...as a box of hammers.shyfoxling: How hormonal is a box of hammers, anyway?enotsola: Well, I hear they want to hit that.I'm very concerned he may be gaining ground in our ongoing pun war. (That's what a marriage basically is, right?)
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Sep. 6th, 2011 09:08 pmme, observing enotsola's "Eleven Doctors in the style of Matt Groening" desktop: Did they think up regeneration when they needed to change to the second actor? I mean, the first didn't do it, it was just a way of explaining that he looked different?
enotsola: Yeah... William Hartnell was like, "I'm done. Bye." And they're like, well, we could try to find a look-alike, or we could... make some shit up. And the rest is history. And the future. Er... and the present.
enotsola's "Eleven Doctors in the style of Matt Groening" desktop: Did they think up regeneration when they needed to change to the second actor? I mean, the first didn't do it, it was just a way of explaining that he looked different?enotsola: Yeah... William Hartnell was like, "I'm done. Bye." And they're like, well, we could try to find a look-alike, or we could... make some shit up. And the rest is history. And the future. Er... and the present.(no subject)
Aug. 17th, 2011 12:02 am(after a discussion about how Tosh.O is scary and basically internet videos in a crap wrapper)
enotsola: *burps* And that's my opinon on Tosh.O.
me: So it's like expensive regurgitated garlic?
enotsola: *burps* And that's my opinon on Tosh.O.
me: So it's like expensive regurgitated garlic?
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May. 17th, 2011 04:35 pmenotsola @ Starbucks sez:The middle aged gentleman next to me is making a to-do list
the first three items are
Get Cape
Wear Cape
Fly
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May. 17th, 2011 01:40 am"Do you think that if I put on one polka-dot sock and one stripy sock that my feet will mutually annihilate each other?"
"...no."
"...is it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"
--me andenotsola on the physical properties of my footwear
('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)
"...no."
"...is it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"
--me and
enotsola on the physical properties of my footwear('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)
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Mar. 16th, 2011 10:14 pmMe (slipping a fresh beeswax votive into the holder on my altar): Heh heh heh. I like fire.
enotsola: Who doesn't? [*pause*] Oh, that damn bear...
enotsola: Who doesn't? [*pause*] Oh, that damn bear...(no subject)
Mar. 12th, 2011 12:43 am"Forward... ho!! ... 'Hey, there's no reason to be calling me names.' "
--me supplying my own punch line
--me supplying my own punch line
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Mar. 11th, 2011 10:48 pm"Why is Earth so delicious? And why do we get to be at the top of the food chain*? Think of the poor brine shrimp! Their culinary horizons are very narrow!"
(*nom nom nom STRAWBERRY nom nom*)
* - I know, not 100% literally true, as several creatures can and do eat homo sapiens. I wouldn't say humans have any really systematic predators, though.
(*nom nom nom STRAWBERRY nom nom*)
* - I know, not 100% literally true, as several creatures can and do eat homo sapiens. I wouldn't say humans have any really systematic predators, though.
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Mar. 4th, 2011 12:25 am"I wish I were funny like Robin Williams, except without all the body hair and cocaine."
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Jan. 19th, 2011 10:08 pm(context probably actually isn't important here.)
me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.
(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)
me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.
(he chokes with laughter)
me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?
I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.
me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.
(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)
me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.
(he chokes with laughter)
me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?
I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.
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Jan. 9th, 2011 01:11 amHusband is playing Star Ocean: The Last Hope. Poor Ghimdo is wheelchair-bound because his legs are petrified, and of this disease, bacculus, he says:
"It is an ancient and infectious illness that renders the body unto stone, as you can see. And then, in time..."
enotsola: ...I'm ready to rock.
...
I pummeled him but good.
"It is an ancient and infectious illness that renders the body unto stone, as you can see. And then, in time..."
enotsola: ...I'm ready to rock....
I pummeled him but good.
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Dec. 17th, 2010 09:06 pmMe, failing to manipulate a log in the fireplace the way I wanted to:
"You know who's a jerk? Prometheus. What is this? I can't deal with this!"
"You know who's a jerk? Prometheus. What is this? I can't deal with this!"
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Dec. 17th, 2010 06:46 pmweird phrases I have uttered in the past couple of days:
barely coagulated space lava
jive-talking Hypello
Do you have the Spanish Inquisition in your feet?
barely coagulated space lava
jive-talking Hypello
Do you have the Spanish Inquisition in your feet?
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Nov. 11th, 2010 01:47 am"Well that's obnoxiously stupid. And stupidly obnoxious. Like sodomizing someone with an orangutan. Not an orangutan's penis - the whole orangutan."
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Oct. 20th, 2010 01:48 pmFrom the Dept. of Jokes That Are Probably Only Funny To Me:
Upon finally finding the one small illustration in an otherwise purely textual book, which (no matter how trivial) does justify recording the presence of illustrative material in the physical description field in the bibliographic record, I muttered sarcastically: "I believe that qualifies as ill., at least from a technical standpoint."
(Reference, if you don't get it.)
(ay, me.)
Upon finally finding the one small illustration in an otherwise purely textual book, which (no matter how trivial) does justify recording the presence of illustrative material in the physical description field in the bibliographic record, I muttered sarcastically: "I believe that qualifies as ill., at least from a technical standpoint."
(Reference, if you don't get it.)
(ay, me.)
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Sep. 10th, 2010 10:44 pm"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both OMG and WTF."