arethinn: Wakko Warner blinking (humor silly (wakko))
Celebron: Eeep, I didn't even meeeeow!
Arethinn: eh?
Celebron: to let you know I exist
Arethinn: oh, that was some time ago then?
Celebron: yeah.. like... ages..
Arethinn: oh
Celebron: already fixed bugs since then!
Arethinn: i didn't see any toast [alert in the system tray from Pidgin], so
Arethinn: you know, that's a funny way of putting it
Arethinn: i know it pops up like toast, but no toast I've ever had went back down into the toaster all by itself
Arethinn: and the smooth motion, it's like it's trying to be sneaky
Arethinn: peering out over the rim and then retreating
Celebron: maybe not ninjas
Celebron: at least, not all of them
Arethinn: toast cat burglars?
Celebron: sometimes you see them
Celebron: those are the apprentices
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
(discussing the fact that we often don't use up a container of milk before it goes bad)

Arethinn: but if we go all the way down to pints, the lack of being ultra pasteurized might not be a problem
Celebron: ahhh, true
Arethinn: quart seems to be a threshold
Arethinn: maybe we should just get a cow
Celebron: sure
Arethinn: that's obviously cheaper and easier
Celebron: we need a dwarf cow
Arethinn: you'd have to lie on the ground to milk it!
Arethinn: tho, i don't think it's like chickens and eggs, where they lay no matter what... cows don't lactate unless they get pregnant, right?
Arethinn: so we'd need a dwarf stud
Arethinn: actually, i think they artificially inseminate dairy cows
Arethinn: plus, i don't think Tyrion is available
Celebron: ...
Arethinn: ...what was in that coffee i just drank
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
[personal profile] arethinn: Awww. I'm never baking pumpkin pie again.
[personal profile] enotsola: That's a silly thing to say.
[personal profile] arethinn: [points to this pie]
[personal profile] enotsola: What about it?
[personal profile] arethinn: How could any pie I make ever be that perfect?
[personal profile] enotsola: How do you know? Maybe it tastes like poop! Lick your monitor and tell me what it tastes like.
[personal profile] arethinn: ...hopefully not like poop. What have you been doing while I'm at work?
[personal profile] enotsola: I bet any pie you make would taste better than your monitor.
arethinn: Wakko Warner blinking (humor silly (wakko))
[personal profile] enotsola: FE MAN 3 - seen on a theater sign
[personal profile] arethinn: that's pretty metal
[personal profile] enotsola: :P
[personal profile] arethinn: 'cause, you see, iron is metal, and some would certainly say he's *pretty* metal at that, and also iron man is pretty metal in the badass sense, and...
[personal profile] enotsola: I got it, yes
[personal profile] arethinn: man, i owe you a drink for that one
arethinn: animated Space Ghost shaking his head (frustrated (space ghost))
dronarron: .... the thumpy music in the quad is that song they use for the Absolut Greyhound commercial
dronarron: like, the metal... grid... thing... that is over the fluorescent lights
Enotsola .: that's... fucked
Enotsola .: I'd be out there being like "some of us are trying to work, you insufferable bullet brains!"
dronarron: ...bullet brains?
dronarron: and to be fair, I'm not trying to work, exactly
Enotsola .: Of course not!
Enotsola .: You'd be unable to under these conditions!
dronarron: LOL
arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
typically frustrating brunette says:
... my brain is totally blanking
who's the irish late night host?
conan obrien
thank you
my brain kept trying to say "colin" and so I got stuck trying to think of Colin names
like Colin Powell
who um
i don't think should probably get his own talk show

Enotsola says:
I dunno, can't be worse than some of the people fox news has given shows to
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"It probably costs a third of a Lindsay Lohan to buy a 17th-century pirate ship."
arethinn: Wakko Warner blinking (humor silly (wakko))
Okay, I'm probably not the first person to think of this... and I'm sure thinking of it makes me a bad person... but in this image...

...are the circled features BenoƮt balls?

arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
[personal profile] enotsola (watching Glee): [Blaine] doesn't see that guy's totally skeezy. He's being as dumb as a box of hammers.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: Hmm, I was going to say hormonal.
[personal profile] enotsola: a box of hammers.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: How hormonal is a box of hammers, anyway?
[personal profile] enotsola: Well, I hear they want to hit that.

I'm very concerned he may be gaining ground in our ongoing pun war. (That's what a marriage basically is, right?)
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
dusk ruckus says:
also, there is a question:
to be bad people or not to be bad people [our joke-code for "do we want to go to BevMo even though we probably shouldn't"]

Oolon Colluphid says:
I've had a long, harrowing day

dusk ruckus says:
whether tis nobler in the liver to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous panic attacks...
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
Arianwydd says:

Oolon Colluphid says:

Arianwydd says:
"Screech - a 40% alcohol rum from Newfoundland. Very potent, nearly like moonshine." sooo exactly as potent as most other spirits, and in fact genuine moonshine would probably be stronger
sorry, peeve
when people get the idea one alcohol [of the same percentage strength] is somehow magically stronger than another

Oolon Colluphid says:
genuine screech is stronger

Arianwydd says:
i know
genuine screech IS moonshine
just not from corn
screech here [a piece of art] is being used as a brand name i think*
i think i recall seeing it

Oolon Colluphid says:
ya, made from cod

Arianwydd says:
but, there ain't no more cod left!
soylent screech is made from byes!!!

* - true:
arethinn: text "You always a wiseass? No, sometimes I'm asleep." on blue-grey background (humor sarcasm (wiseass))
Oolon Colluphid says:
My proof [that Jesus was the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster] was as follows:
All ... uhh... noodly appendages are as His Noodly Appendage. Thus, most of us are fathered by FSM.

Last best hope for punching out God says:
well, the men, anyway

Oolon Colluphid says:
well, those born of intercourse..
as the noodly appendage implanting the seed was that of the FSM

Last best hope for punching out God says:
ah, i see
let's never have sex again

Oolon Colluphid says:

Last best hope for punching out God says:
sorry, just, wow, mood killer
arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
Last best hope for punching out God says:
i was thinking of trying to make cherry tarts, if there's cherries

Oolon Colluphid says:

Last best hope for punching out God says:
oh dear
i've triggered an avalanche

Oolon Colluphid says:

Last best hope for punching out God says:
you're right
arethinn: Joel Robinson giggling (amused (joel))
Lucasian hyperspace says:
Martin Freeman [as Bilbo Baggins], ya
although I still think Martin Short is a funny idea

Oolon Colluphid says:
I like the idea of Morgan Freeman
arethinn: Freakazoid! (humor silly (freakazoid))
"Do you think that if I put on one polka-dot sock and one stripy sock that my feet will mutually annihilate each other?"


" it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"

--me and [personal profile] enotsola on the physical properties of my footwear

('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)
arethinn: Purple and pink cartoon Cheshire Cat, grinning (crazysauce (cheshire cat))
"Hey, it's Mr. Miyagi!"
"No it isn't. Pat Morita's dead."

...undead undead undead
The Karate Kids file past his tomb...
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (weird al rotflol))
Me (slipping a fresh beeswax votive into the holder on my altar): Heh heh heh. I like fire.
[personal profile] enotsola: Who doesn't? [*pause*] Oh, that damn bear...
arethinn: glowing green spiral (humor silly (weird al rotflol))
"Forward... ho!! ... 'Hey, there's no reason to be calling me names.' "

--me supplying my own punch line
arethinn: Wakko Warner blinking (humor silly (wakko))
"Why is Earth so delicious? And why do we get to be at the top of the food chain*? Think of the poor brine shrimp! Their culinary horizons are very narrow!"

(*nom nom nom STRAWBERRY nom nom*)

* - I know, not 100% literally true, as several creatures can and do eat homo sapiens. I wouldn't say humans have any really systematic predators, though.

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