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[arethinn]

(context probably actually isn't important here.)

me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.

(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)

me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.

(he chokes with laughter)

me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?



I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.

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[digitalsidhe]

(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)

feyandstrange can assure you, that's often my wont, too!

Er, umm... I mean, I often put a hand on her bum. Not yours. (Silly linguistic ambiguity.)

Bum-groping: It's an important part of the Fox and Coyote Show!

(Dammit. Another fox. Right, still ambiguous. Screwit, I give up.)

[feyandstrange]

Five tons of FOX!

[arethinn]

(from http://www.drawingalineintime.blogspot.com/ apparently, I found it on some other blog tho)

[arethinn]

an important part of the Fox and Coyote Show!

(Dammit. Another fox.

Hee, but he's a crow, so. We'd have got there eventually.

[arethinn]

Er, hang on a sec. Is the Foxness something I've said before and just don't remember, or something you inferred from icons/etc, or something which is just damn obvious?

[digitalsidhe]

I think you've said it before, in other online fora. Possibly on your site, possibly on the mailing lists where we first met.