I find the web design to be horridly amateurish and oh-so-early-modern (in web terms - you know, that time when everyone thought background images and tables were hot shit), but I just keep laughing...
"I've bookmarked Frenchy's web site because I haven't had this much fun since Dionysius spiked the sacred vapors at Delphi with nitrous oxide. Of course, it helps that she has this great picture of me on her page. I am sooooooo cute." -- Apollo, retired Greek deity
p.s. shouldn't she be calling herself Freedomy?
"I've bookmarked Frenchy's web site because I haven't had this much fun since Dionysius spiked the sacred vapors at Delphi with nitrous oxide. Of course, it helps that she has this great picture of me on her page. I am sooooooo cute." -- Apollo, retired Greek deity
p.s. shouldn't she be calling herself Freedomy?