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devafall.
1) What's the first person you slept with's middle name?
I had to think about this one for a second. "Let's see.. J, B... what's in the middle.. JRB... R.. Rrr... Rra... Randall!" I think it was his father's middle name as well, except his father spelled it "Randal", now that I think about it. I was about to say Phillip, except that that's the first person I dated, not slept with. (Actually, Aaron had two middle names; the other was Barton, his mother's maiden name.)
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing? And what color?
My only pair of Wacky Jac panties, which are a teeny bikini cut, black, and have the word "Lust" in red script characters on the front. (One of the few pairs I own which I will refer to as panties instead of just underwear.)
3) What song do you want played at your funeral?
I don't want to have a funeral. I think they're silly.
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend:
23?
5) What would your last meal be before being executed?
(Why am I being executed?) How about rotelle (sp?) with homemade pesto. Sounds good at the moment.
6) Beatles or Stones?
I confess I know very little of the music of either one. Based on my almost-nothing, I would have to say Beatles. I can't possibly be qualified to pass any judgement on who's "better". Personally I'd rather take the Moody Blues.
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
Depends how irritated or depressed I am on the day of reckoning.
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
(Complete sentence?) Any given person who tries to tell them to me as an excuse for getting out of a library fine.
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
Uh, that they have a penis. That's generally what makes me prefer them to girls, anyway. Are you asking me what factor is most important in my attraction to someone? And then, are we talking just physical (general body shape, closely followed by facial structure and hair), or in terms of an actual relationship -- and then, is it the initial attraction, or later on, or... look, just never mind, okay?
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends, but are too nice to reject them?
What the fuck? No! I guess I'm secretly annoyed by some people sometimes but am too nice (or rather, too scared they'll get upset) to mention it, but I don't even openly hate anyone.
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation. Being able to reliably land in Kitchener and not somewhere up in Nunavut might be interesting, but it'd be a start...
12) Favorite hangover cure?
Drink water while drinking alcohol, and lessen it pre-emptively. Silymarin (milk thistle) capsules, which help the liver. More water. Don't try to get up early to go to school orientations the next day. (Ugh.) Eating a little carbohydrate or starch (e.g. bread, plain potato products).
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Certainly depends what I'm drinking. While I can catch a buzz off a single beer or glass of wine, this is not the case for a single shot of anything 80-proof, and I find it somewhat difficult to get drunker than "a little tipsy" without way overshooting the mark into "please make the room stop spinning". It's like I hit a plateau, and then whoosh. It's annoying.
14) Favorite OutKast lyric?
Um... who?
15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Sorry, whose hair is it again? They can have whatever colour of hair they want.
16) If you had to be blind or deaf?
I think I would prefer deaf.
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Uhh... *hides under the table*
18) Siblings that should go to rehab?
I'm not aware of any siblings at all.
19) Least favorite month?
Hrm... maybe September... starting up the school year again is as annoying from the perspective of the staff as it is for a student.
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
I try not to do "hateful" things to people. I have my schadenfreude moments, but I don't think I purposely induce them.
21) 1st movie you remember seeing as a kid?
The Wizard of Oz, on a television in my living room. I remember hiding under a pile of blankets when the Wicked Witch of the West came on the screen. I think I must have been four or five years old. A close second - and I may in fact be mixing them up chronologically - is E.T., which also scared me.
22) Favorite person in the whole world?
enotsola, durr-hay.
23) When's the last time you went on a date?
I really don't remember.enotsola, ball's in your court! ^_^
24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
"Dirty" as in pornography? No to both cases. I don't mind some violence in a movie, but I don't like most guns-and-explosions action flicks, nor slasher horror kinds of things.
25) Fall or spring?
Spring, I think. I like new leaves. Fall is awfully short around here, and sometimes has too much summer heat lingering in it.
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Hrm... Possibly Eric Nielsen, which is way back after a party that took place between high school and college, in 1995. Possibly someone I vaguely remember curling up to after a party atdevafall and tiggrrl's house when they still lived on Y St. Possibly this one chick one time when I was at Sanctuary, and, well...
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Err... no one really comes to mind.
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
(Can I be old and flexible instead?) The Pacific Northwest sounds nice, e.g. Washington, Oregon or British Colombia.
29) Who is the person you can count on the most?
Probably my mother, or my parents equally. I am reminded of a quote from last night's Family Guy, which I will manglephrase for you: "I'm like a bald eagle. Beautiful and graceful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll gouge your eyes out with my razor-sharp talons."
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...
I would not be dating any celebrities because you haven't said that personality and lack of privacy are not factors either. I suppose that most celebrities are just "real folks" like any of us, I wouldn't want to be in a position that public. Nuh-uh. Besides that, I can't think of any I find particularly attractive. It's going to be a number of years before "Daniel Radcliffe" would be an appropriate answer, and even so I think he was just having a particularly cute day that one time on Letterman.
31) What books have you pretended to read?
You mean, as in lied and said I read them when in fact, I had not? None that I can think of. Sometimes I would pretend to be reading along in class when I was actually thinking or doing something utterly different, but I don't know if that's what's meant here.
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Pessimum. (That's the antonym of "optimum".)
33) What's your favorite drinking game?
I don't think I've ever played an actual drinking game, but I'd like to play one sometime based on a TV show, such as an MST3K or Red Dwarf or ST:TNG drinking game.
34) What did you dream about last night?
I don't remember.
35) Favorite vices?
Hrm... spending too much time online, alcohol.
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
If it's something so desperately secret that it's "the last thing I'd ever tell someone", why would I be putting it here?
devafall.1) What's the first person you slept with's middle name?
I had to think about this one for a second. "Let's see.. J, B... what's in the middle.. JRB... R.. Rrr... Rra... Randall!" I think it was his father's middle name as well, except his father spelled it "Randal", now that I think about it. I was about to say Phillip, except that that's the first person I dated, not slept with. (Actually, Aaron had two middle names; the other was Barton, his mother's maiden name.)
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing? And what color?
My only pair of Wacky Jac panties, which are a teeny bikini cut, black, and have the word "Lust" in red script characters on the front. (One of the few pairs I own which I will refer to as panties instead of just underwear.)
3) What song do you want played at your funeral?
I don't want to have a funeral. I think they're silly.
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend:
23?
5) What would your last meal be before being executed?
(Why am I being executed?) How about rotelle (sp?) with homemade pesto. Sounds good at the moment.
6) Beatles or Stones?
I confess I know very little of the music of either one. Based on my almost-nothing, I would have to say Beatles. I can't possibly be qualified to pass any judgement on who's "better". Personally I'd rather take the Moody Blues.
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
Depends how irritated or depressed I am on the day of reckoning.
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
(Complete sentence?) Any given person who tries to tell them to me as an excuse for getting out of a library fine.
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
Uh, that they have a penis. That's generally what makes me prefer them to girls, anyway. Are you asking me what factor is most important in my attraction to someone? And then, are we talking just physical (general body shape, closely followed by facial structure and hair), or in terms of an actual relationship -- and then, is it the initial attraction, or later on, or... look, just never mind, okay?
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends, but are too nice to reject them?
What the fuck? No! I guess I'm secretly annoyed by some people sometimes but am too nice (or rather, too scared they'll get upset) to mention it, but I don't even openly hate anyone.
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation. Being able to reliably land in Kitchener and not somewhere up in Nunavut might be interesting, but it'd be a start...
12) Favorite hangover cure?
Drink water while drinking alcohol, and lessen it pre-emptively. Silymarin (milk thistle) capsules, which help the liver. More water. Don't try to get up early to go to school orientations the next day. (Ugh.) Eating a little carbohydrate or starch (e.g. bread, plain potato products).
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Certainly depends what I'm drinking. While I can catch a buzz off a single beer or glass of wine, this is not the case for a single shot of anything 80-proof, and I find it somewhat difficult to get drunker than "a little tipsy" without way overshooting the mark into "please make the room stop spinning". It's like I hit a plateau, and then whoosh. It's annoying.
14) Favorite OutKast lyric?
Um... who?
15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Sorry, whose hair is it again? They can have whatever colour of hair they want.
16) If you had to be blind or deaf?
I think I would prefer deaf.
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Uhh... *hides under the table*
18) Siblings that should go to rehab?
I'm not aware of any siblings at all.
19) Least favorite month?
Hrm... maybe September... starting up the school year again is as annoying from the perspective of the staff as it is for a student.
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
I try not to do "hateful" things to people. I have my schadenfreude moments, but I don't think I purposely induce them.
21) 1st movie you remember seeing as a kid?
The Wizard of Oz, on a television in my living room. I remember hiding under a pile of blankets when the Wicked Witch of the West came on the screen. I think I must have been four or five years old. A close second - and I may in fact be mixing them up chronologically - is E.T., which also scared me.
22) Favorite person in the whole world?
enotsola, durr-hay.23) When's the last time you went on a date?
I really don't remember.
enotsola, ball's in your court! ^_^24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
"Dirty" as in pornography? No to both cases. I don't mind some violence in a movie, but I don't like most guns-and-explosions action flicks, nor slasher horror kinds of things.
25) Fall or spring?
Spring, I think. I like new leaves. Fall is awfully short around here, and sometimes has too much summer heat lingering in it.
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Hrm... Possibly Eric Nielsen, which is way back after a party that took place between high school and college, in 1995. Possibly someone I vaguely remember curling up to after a party at
devafall and tiggrrl's house when they still lived on Y St. Possibly this one chick one time when I was at Sanctuary, and, well... 27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Err... no one really comes to mind.
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
(Can I be old and flexible instead?) The Pacific Northwest sounds nice, e.g. Washington, Oregon or British Colombia.
29) Who is the person you can count on the most?
Probably my mother, or my parents equally. I am reminded of a quote from last night's Family Guy, which I will manglephrase for you: "I'm like a bald eagle. Beautiful and graceful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll gouge your eyes out with my razor-sharp talons."
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...
I would not be dating any celebrities because you haven't said that personality and lack of privacy are not factors either. I suppose that most celebrities are just "real folks" like any of us, I wouldn't want to be in a position that public. Nuh-uh. Besides that, I can't think of any I find particularly attractive. It's going to be a number of years before "Daniel Radcliffe" would be an appropriate answer, and even so I think he was just having a particularly cute day that one time on Letterman.
31) What books have you pretended to read?
You mean, as in lied and said I read them when in fact, I had not? None that I can think of. Sometimes I would pretend to be reading along in class when I was actually thinking or doing something utterly different, but I don't know if that's what's meant here.
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Pessimum. (That's the antonym of "optimum".)
33) What's your favorite drinking game?
I don't think I've ever played an actual drinking game, but I'd like to play one sometime based on a TV show, such as an MST3K or Red Dwarf or ST:TNG drinking game.
34) What did you dream about last night?
I don't remember.
35) Favorite vices?
Hrm... spending too much time online, alcohol.
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
If it's something so desperately secret that it's "the last thing I'd ever tell someone", why would I be putting it here?
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Date: Nov. 18th, 2003 09:48 pm (UTC)From:Is it weird that I read that, and immediately thought "Omar Sharif"?
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Date: Nov. 19th, 2003 10:10 pm (UTC)From:You know, I couldn't remember. I had to let this go to background processing, and walk away. It finally came back to me tonight. Her middle name was Annette. Admittedly, it has been 20 some odd years, but still - it did feel odd to not remember.
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