random stupid aliases

[arethinn]

This amused me and seemed appropriately mind-numbing to do at work. (taken from ferretboi)


EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot
Cardamom Canada (errr...)

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied
Lifitz Sacramento (I guess... not sure what they mean by "partied")

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name
L. Fit (I think you can see where the above nickname came from)

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen
Ginger Altoids Coca-cola

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School
Fox-kitten Sac State (really I prefer adult animals)

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink
Donut Whiskey (I assume they meant alcoholic drink; even so, this changes)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived
Ann Yorktown

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On
Billy Yorktown (Billy was a hamster)

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity
Smirnoff L. Jackson (baaad muthafucka!)