Chakra test meme

Root: under-active(-56%)
Sacral: under-active(-44%)
Navel: under-active(-69%)
Heart: under-active(-13%)
Throat: open(13%)
Third Eye: under-active(-38%)
Crown: open(44%)

Overall, your scores are quite low. This might, in fact, indicate that most of of your chakras are underactive or blocked, but, it also might indicate that you were answering the questions too negatively. ( Warning... fairly long and over-detailed behind this cut. )

I wonder vaguely if there would be any correlation between the results one got on this test and whether they considered themselves to be human or not. (Probably not - I'm just pretty fucked up ^_^)

Woo! I get it! Another new one!

I'm pretty sure I have yet to watch an episode of MST3K where I really understood every joke in the whole movie. I just got another one though... this is from episode 203, "Jungle Goddess", or more precisely, from part 1 of "The Phantom Creeps", which is the short shown before the main feature:

[Bela Lugosi's mad-scientist character]: "You have failed, Monk!"
Tom Servo: What do you mean? I wrote Thelonious! Straight No Chaser!

I'm not sure how obscure those are, but the point is, the only reason I recognize the titles is because some instructor uses videos of "Thelonious Monk" and "Straight No Chaser" for his jazz music class... you mean I actually got something of redeeming value out of working at De Anza? ohmigosh!