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Oh CRAP.

I just realized I didn't put a return address on any of my holiday cards. I thought "well, I addressed and signed and sealed them all, I'll return-address them tomorrow." And... then I didn't. And summarily dumped them in the mailbox, not even thinking. I hear that's a "no no" with the Post Office these days. I hope they still get delivered, but the one to folks in Elk Grove (hummingbird_ and zilchmeister: yeah, those doods) is going to be pretty confusing, because I said "please send me back blah information", and have now provided no address with which to do so.

D'OH!

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Oh CRAP.

I just realized I didn't put a return address on any of my holiday cards. I thought "well, I addressed and signed and sealed them all, I'll return-address them tomorrow." And... then I didn't. And summarily dumped them in the mailbox, not even thinking. I hear that's a "no no" with the Post Office these days. I hope they still get delivered, but the one to folks in Elk Grove (hummingbird_ and zilchmeister: yeah, those doods) is going to be pretty confusing, because I said "please send me back blah information", and have now provided no address with which to do so.

D'OH!

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You Are a Fruitcake

People pretend you're sweet and precious, but they know how weird you really are!

What Holiday Food Are You?

Eh, it's probably a fair cop.

Also, I really like fruitcake, but only if made right. Scary green and red cherries = FTL.

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You Are a Fruitcake

People pretend you're sweet and precious, but they know how weird you really are!

What Holiday Food Are You?

Eh, it's probably a fair cop.

Also, I really like fruitcake, but only if made right. Scary green and red cherries = FTL.

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Last thing: I was talking to the Internet and I asked him what it would be like if an electric carving knife was sodomizing a watermelon. Then I cried because I knew we would never know. The Internet smiled and said, “I thought you’d know me better by now.” Then he unzipped his pants and raped my eye-holes with this video.

The only thing that would make it better would be someone screaming in German throughout the whole clip. THANKS, INTERNET!!! YOU”VE BLINDED ME WITH YOUR PENIS AGAIN!


...Man, I love HijiNKS ENSUE.

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Last thing: I was talking to the Internet and I asked him what it would be like if an electric carving knife was sodomizing a watermelon. Then I cried because I knew we would never know. The Internet smiled and said, “I thought you’d know me better by now.” Then he unzipped his pants and raped my eye-holes with this video.

The only thing that would make it better would be someone screaming in German throughout the whole clip. THANKS, INTERNET!!! YOU”VE BLINDED ME WITH YOUR PENIS AGAIN!


...Man, I love HijiNKS ENSUE.