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"The Legion of Doom is a group of super villains bent on nothing specific who are constantly stopped by the "Super Friends," a group of chummy superheroes from the DC Universe with basically every power and resource necessary to beat the cunt out of super villains. For example, say that Lex Luthor wants to rob a bank. He goes to rob the bank with some sort of laser, because fuck, regular people rob banks with regular guns, so robbing a bank with a laser should make things cake, but then WHOOSH Superman flies in and beats the cunt out of him. Lex hobbles away trying to keep his cunt from falling out of his pant leg. So we're left with Superman barking out public service announcements and Luthor's cunt just lies there in the doorway secreting and keeping the automatic doors from shutting."
*dies*
"The Legion of Doom is a group of super villains bent on nothing specific who are constantly stopped by the "Super Friends," a group of chummy superheroes from the DC Universe with basically every power and resource necessary to beat the cunt out of super villains. For example, say that Lex Luthor wants to rob a bank. He goes to rob the bank with some sort of laser, because fuck, regular people rob banks with regular guns, so robbing a bank with a laser should make things cake, but then WHOOSH Superman flies in and beats the cunt out of him. Lex hobbles away trying to keep his cunt from falling out of his pant leg. So we're left with Superman barking out public service announcements and Luthor's cunt just lies there in the doorway secreting and keeping the automatic doors from shutting."
*dies*