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How Girly Test
this seemed reasonably original for this kind of thing. so why not.
Check all that apply and total it up!
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish probably total, but it's mainly through buying things on sale when I see "oo, shiny" weird colours at the drugstore. I probably don't actually wear nail polish more than 4 times a year.
[] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[] You have fake nails
[] You have more body/hair products than you can use my dad jokes about how many "chemicals" it takes to keep me, but I do actually use them all, just not all every day.
[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Siamese/Yorkie
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[] A pink comforter, walls or sheets.
Total so far: 1
DO YOU:
[] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[x] Have a hair color that is not natural not at the moment, but I should. however, I don't think this question is asking "do you have purple or green hair", but rather, "do you dye your hair", which is a stereotypically "girly" thing, while ignoring the idea of truly "unnatural" hair colors. and, like men don't dye their hair? especially nowadays?
[] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear it
[] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home this is "girly"?
[x] Have a name for your car. this is "girly"? doesn't it depend on the nature of the name?
[]Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total so far: 5.
DO YOU ADORE:
[] Makeup
[x] Glitter
[] The Color Pink..
[] Shopping..
[] Jewelry
[] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks
[] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[] Disney Movies
[x] Candles
[] Flowers
[]Stuffed Animals
[] Purses
Total so far: 8
DO YOU SHOP AT:
[] Coach
[] Forever 21
[] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess?
[] Claires.
[] Express
[] Delias
[] MAC
[] Sephora
[] Bebe
[] dillards
Total so far: 8
DO YOU SAY:
[x] Biotch sometimes, but only ironically
[x] Whatever sometimes, but only ironically
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness.... sometimes, but only when it seems inappropriate to actually say "God" or "Gods"
[] Hon
[x] Fugly sometimes, but usually ironically, and extremely self-consciously if not - that is, it doesn't appear naturally in my speech; I only use it with awareness of the fact that it is a silly word, but I maybe just can't find anything better
[x] That's hot sometimes, but only ironically
[] Dunzo
[] Darling
[] Psh
[] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[x] Totally not in the phrase "like, totally", though, unless I am being - you guessed it - ironic
[] Fo Sho
[] Fabulous
Total so far: 14
Do You Religiously Read:
[] Cosmopolitan ..
[] Glamour...
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle
[] Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self.
[] PerezHilton.com
[] Dlisted.com
[] 17online.com
[] people.com..
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
Total so far: 14
Have You Seen:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[] Mean Girls
[] Now & Then
[] The Notebook
[] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[]John Tucker Must Die
[] Centerstage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[] Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
Total so far: 14
Are you Addicted to...
[] America's next top model
[] Project runway
[] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple life
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Sex in the city
[] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[] Laguna Beach
[] Nip/Tuck
So, that's a little less than 15%, which is probably about what I would have expected. A lot of this stuff I find pretty scary to think that anyone would do it on a regular basis...
this seemed reasonably original for this kind of thing. so why not.
Check all that apply and total it up!
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish probably total, but it's mainly through buying things on sale when I see "oo, shiny" weird colours at the drugstore. I probably don't actually wear nail polish more than 4 times a year.
[] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[] You have fake nails
[] You have more body/hair products than you can use my dad jokes about how many "chemicals" it takes to keep me, but I do actually use them all, just not all every day.
[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Siamese/Yorkie
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[] A pink comforter, walls or sheets.
Total so far: 1
DO YOU:
[] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[x] Have a hair color that is not natural not at the moment, but I should. however, I don't think this question is asking "do you have purple or green hair", but rather, "do you dye your hair", which is a stereotypically "girly" thing, while ignoring the idea of truly "unnatural" hair colors. and, like men don't dye their hair? especially nowadays?
[] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear it
[] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home this is "girly"?
[x] Have a name for your car. this is "girly"? doesn't it depend on the nature of the name?
[]Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total so far: 5.
DO YOU ADORE:
[] Makeup
[x] Glitter
[] The Color Pink..
[] Shopping..
[] Jewelry
[] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks
[] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[] Disney Movies
[x] Candles
[] Flowers
[]Stuffed Animals
[] Purses
Total so far: 8
DO YOU SHOP AT:
[] Coach
[] Forever 21
[] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess?
[] Claires.
[] Express
[] Delias
[] MAC
[] Sephora
[] Bebe
[] dillards
Total so far: 8
DO YOU SAY:
[x] Biotch sometimes, but only ironically
[x] Whatever sometimes, but only ironically
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness.... sometimes, but only when it seems inappropriate to actually say "God" or "Gods"
[] Hon
[x] Fugly sometimes, but usually ironically, and extremely self-consciously if not - that is, it doesn't appear naturally in my speech; I only use it with awareness of the fact that it is a silly word, but I maybe just can't find anything better
[x] That's hot sometimes, but only ironically
[] Dunzo
[] Darling
[] Psh
[] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[x] Totally not in the phrase "like, totally", though, unless I am being - you guessed it - ironic
[] Fo Sho
[] Fabulous
Total so far: 14
Do You Religiously Read:
[] Cosmopolitan ..
[] Glamour...
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle
[] Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self.
[] PerezHilton.com
[] Dlisted.com
[] 17online.com
[] people.com..
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
Total so far: 14
Have You Seen:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[] Mean Girls
[] Now & Then
[] The Notebook
[] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[]John Tucker Must Die
[] Centerstage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[] Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
Total so far: 14
Are you Addicted to...
[] America's next top model
[] Project runway
[] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple life
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Sex in the city
[] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[] Laguna Beach
[] Nip/Tuck
So, that's a little less than 15%, which is probably about what I would have expected. A lot of this stuff I find pretty scary to think that anyone would do it on a regular basis...