"when in doubt, take the piss"

[arethinn]

best satire evar (for today, anyway):

Q: Do you have any idea how much money you make out of fandom?

A: Oh yes. Did we not mention your custom and loyalty? We are committed - legally, morally and ethically, to making not dozens, not even hundreds, but literally as many empty promises as it takes to keep you happy. We have just employed a whole new team to design and develop some cutting-edge new promises.

Also, we will never again delete without fair warning and if we do, we solemnly undertake to provide every aggrieved LJ user with their own personalized robot attack zebra. NO OTHER JOURNAL SITE OFFERS YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED ROBOT ATTACK ZEBRA!!

(links to a post on greatestjournal)

I must have missed something. I never got a robot attack zebra. *pouts*