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Recent DrakNet news post:
DrakNet would like to announce that it is formally thinking about formally endorsing Stephen Colbert for President of the United States.
1. A Lord of the Rings Pinball Machine in the Oval Office would lighten things up a bit.
2. Viggo Mortensen as Defense Secretary... I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want Viggo Mortenson as Defense Secretary?
3. Having a role player as President would lessen the chance of some uptight politician using the office to play a life-size game of "Risk" with the actual earth.
4. It'd be nice finally having a President that admits to it when he lies, and tell you straight out that he says things he doesn't mean.
We wish Mr. Colbert luck on his journey. It will be amusing as hell to watch. For more information, visit http://www.nofactzone.net , the premier Stephen Colbert news site.
I like #3. It makes me giggle.
DrakNet would like to announce that it is formally thinking about formally endorsing Stephen Colbert for President of the United States.
1. A Lord of the Rings Pinball Machine in the Oval Office would lighten things up a bit.
2. Viggo Mortensen as Defense Secretary... I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want Viggo Mortenson as Defense Secretary?
3. Having a role player as President would lessen the chance of some uptight politician using the office to play a life-size game of "Risk" with the actual earth.
4. It'd be nice finally having a President that admits to it when he lies, and tell you straight out that he says things he doesn't mean.
We wish Mr. Colbert luck on his journey. It will be amusing as hell to watch. For more information, visit http://www.nofactzone.net , the premier Stephen Colbert news site.
I like #3. It makes me giggle.
