Making snide, entitled-sounding comments about how "I could have texted you all this if I had your phone number" is not a good way to get me to give you the number of my still-nonexistent cell phone (I know, I know, I am the last dinosaur on earth), especially when the other major reason you don't have it, which I have told you repeatedly, is that I wouldn't give it out to most people even if I did have one. People like you are a major reason I resist giving out any phone numbers at all, in fact.