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[arethinn]

from rebel_poet_1030

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

Kissed any one of your Facebook LiveJournal friends? --- Yes

Been arrested? --- No

Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes

Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes

Held a snake? --- Yes

Ran a red light? --- Yes

Been suspended from school? --- Yes

Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes

Totaled your car in an accident? --- No

Been fired from a job --- No

Fired somebody? --- Yes

Sang karaoke? --- Yes

Pointed a gun at someone? --- No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes

Kissed in the rain? --- Yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes

Seen someone die? --- No

Played spin-the-bottle? --- No

Sang in the shower? --- Yes

Smoked a cigar? --- No

Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes

Taken pictures of yourself in the nude? --- Yes

Smuggled something into another country? --- Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No

Broken a bone? --- Yes

Skipped school? --- No

Eaten a bug? --- Yes

Sleepwalked? --- No

Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes

Rode a motorcycle? --- No

Dumped someone? --- Yes

Forgotten your anniversary? --- No

Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No

Ridden in a helicopter? --- No

Shaved your head? --- Yes

Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes

Played a prank on someone? --- No

Hit a home run? -- No

Felt like killing someone? --- Yes

Cross-dressed? --- Yes

Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes

Eaten snake? --- No

Marched/Protested? --- No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No (wtf??)

Used sex/romance just to get something? --- No

Puked on an amusement ride? --- No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No

Been in a band? --- No

Knitted? --- No

Been on TV? --- No

Shot a gun? --- No

Skinny-dipped? --- No

Gave someone stitches? --- No

Eaten a whole habanero pepper? --- No

Ridden a surfboard? --- No

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes

Had surgery? --- Yes

Streaked? --- No

Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No

Tripped on mushrooms? --- Yes

Passed out when not drinking? --- No

Kissed someone of the same sex on the mouth? --- Yes

Donated Blood? --- No

Grabbed electric fence? --- No

Eaten alligator meat? --- No

Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes

Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? --- No

Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No

Done anything sexual in a church, mosque, etc? --- No

Snuck into a movie without paying? --- No

Written graffiti? --- Yes

Thought about the future? --- Yes

Been in handcuffs? --- No

Believe in love? --- Yes