today's spam subjects

[arethinn]

You have made $300

Neat, and I didn't even have to pass GO.

Be in the forefront like skill

Like, yeah! Totally! Skill!

STOP CRASHING THE NIGHT!

HEY, IT'S YOUR SOFTWARE, YOU DEBUG IT!

behind; and still they went jolting on. At last Mr Squeers began to

I get the feeling this is a passage from a story I don't recognize. Anyone know what it is? (It makes me think of "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"...)

You'll brake walls with your boner

I can only hope the walls aren't moving too fast at the time.

Comments

lol the last one...

[dionysusdevotee.livejournal.com]

I hope thats not, like, flintstone mobile style.

[talonstrike.livejournal.com]

I, too, was curious about the possible identity of the story "Mr Squeers" was lifted from. A quick Google reveals that "Mr Squeers" is the name of the headmaster in Charles Dickens' Nicholas Nickleby. Tho' I must say that it sounds like the sort of a name a little old lady would give her cat. "Oh, yes, Mr. Squeers just wuvs his catnip, doesn't he Mr. Squeers?" :D

Re: lol the last one...

[arethinn]

..... D: !

[arethinn]

Heheh, it certainly does.

[erelin.livejournal.com]

If that were true, there would be a lot more demolition-themed porn. No women in it. Just men destroying buildings with pelvic action.

I really shouldn't read these things while drinking 151. It makes me giggle too much.