Qapla'!

[arethinn]

enotsola's permanent residency interview was this morning. The most painful thing about it turned out to be the part where we got up at 7:30 AM. The rest of it was no big deal; boring, even. And the guy asked for, like, one out of the bajillion "bring this or else" things on the checklist in the appointment letter. The dude's last name was "Bock", so both of us kept thinking either beer or Robot Chicken (ba bawk bawk bawk...), and I kept wanting to sing the bureaucrat song from "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" because of how many times he was stamping and signing things.

So. Wee-lah. This isn't quite the end, though. Because our marriage was less than two years old at the time this status was granted, it expires two years from now unless we petition at that time (well, 6 months ahead) to have that condition removed. The biggest real upshot of this, since he already had an employment authorization, is that they now have to let him back into the US if he leaves, as long as the trip is less than one year. (In the nebulous place of "you were let in on a K-1 visa but haven't got permanency yet" they could theoretically have denied him if, say, he went back to Canada to visit, because that was a single-use visa. I think it's more a worry for fiances from places like China than from Canada, though.)

Oh, also, since next year I will be doing taxes "married filing jointly" for the first time in my life, unless he somehow manages to earn like $30,000 in the next two and a half months, I am going to be getting a stupidly huge tax refund (like $3500) because of the double-size standard deduction vs. my single income. Normally I would say "hm, withholding adjustment might be in order" but 1) when he actually gets a second income, the story will be quite different, and we'll go back around to owing tax at the end of the year; 2) it's not like I can get any more interest investing it right now than by loaning it to Uncle Sam. In fact the gubmint is better than my 403b right now because zero is better than negatives. :P

Comments

[lilyevans-snape.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the permanent residency. Sounds like your interview was much easier than mine. They asked for everything on the list and then some!

[talonstrike.livejournal.com]

I must disagree with you on the financial aspect... the stock market is having a sale right now. If you don't need the money in the short term and you believe the market will go back up *eventually*, now is an excellent time to exercise the "buy low" part of the cliche "buy low, sell high".

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it's possible it might have something to do with the reversed sexes. I think it's likely to be less common for a wife to import a husband than vice versa. But meh, maybe we convinced him when, after establishing that Gord was currently unemployed and therefore technically a "homemaker", I leaned over and said "You're cooking dinner tonight."

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

You're right, of course. My dad suggested that too. lol @ "the stock market is having a sale".

[silussa.livejournal.com]

Planning to up my 401(k) contribution at the next open enrollment; while it will probably take a few years, almost all the major indicators are "buy" flags.

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

I'm already contributing $9,600 a year to my 403b (maximum is $15,500). I'm annoyed that its earnings were negative, but I understand why, and I've only had the account a year and three months.

Thank you for the song ;)

i am bender please insert girder

[silussa.livejournal.com]

Yeah. My 401(k) took a nice hit, just as I was finishing paying off a loan, too. But it'll go back up; the market always trends upward in the long run.

If I remember correctly...

[ahril.livejournal.com]

Audience: "Hey Frank! How do you say f*** in Chinese?"

Dr. Frank N. Furter: "Qapla'!"

Re: If I remember correctly...

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

Err...! That's one that neither enotsola nor I ever learned. Cool!

[amberite.livejournal.com]

Awesomes.