Dear every restaurant on Doordash:

[arethinn]

Please do like we discovered our local sushi restaurant did and include a $0 menu item that says "no utensils or napkins" (and please expand this to include "no condiment packets"). I feel this will stand a much bigger chance of actually being noticed and heeded than our pleas in the special instructions.

Sincerely, me and this pile of plastic forks.