I'm not going to be as massively amusing as
feyandstrange was about this, but what the heck.
1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Umm... Milk. Onions. Assorted deli meats (turkey, corned beef...). A bunch of pre-sliced veggies so I can quickly assemble a lunch sandwich before I go to work. (Doing it the night before usually results in soggy bread). Maple syrup that actually came out of a tree.
2. Name five things in your freezer.
Some kind of Green Giant pasta-and-vegetables thing. Assorted chunks of forgotten meat. Various kinds of french fries. Uhh... Ice cubes (the trapezoidal-prism-shaped sort). Wheat flour.
3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
A couple kinds of metal polish. Brillo pads. The kitchen garbage. Bulk bottles of Dawn and Dial. An inexplicable flower vase (or something).
4. Name five things around your computer.
At work, where I'm doing this: Black devil duckie. Empty Pom bottle. Flashlight. Tin alligator Christmas tree ornament. Poster-size printout of this digital thing that I did in college. Assorted buttons, including "The beauty of a pun is in the Oy! of the beholder" and "Oh, drat these computers, they are so naughty and complex, I could just pinch them!"
5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Toothbrush. Dad's weird prescription (? i think) toothpaste. Thermometer. Contact lenses. Dad's aftershave - or actally, I think, pre-shave, which is odd.
1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Umm... Milk. Onions. Assorted deli meats (turkey, corned beef...). A bunch of pre-sliced veggies so I can quickly assemble a lunch sandwich before I go to work. (Doing it the night before usually results in soggy bread). Maple syrup that actually came out of a tree.
2. Name five things in your freezer.
Some kind of Green Giant pasta-and-vegetables thing. Assorted chunks of forgotten meat. Various kinds of french fries. Uhh... Ice cubes (the trapezoidal-prism-shaped sort). Wheat flour.
3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
A couple kinds of metal polish. Brillo pads. The kitchen garbage. Bulk bottles of Dawn and Dial. An inexplicable flower vase (or something).
4. Name five things around your computer.
At work, where I'm doing this: Black devil duckie. Empty Pom bottle. Flashlight. Tin alligator Christmas tree ornament. Poster-size printout of this digital thing that I did in college. Assorted buttons, including "The beauty of a pun is in the Oy! of the beholder" and "Oh, drat these computers, they are so naughty and complex, I could just pinch them!"
5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Toothbrush. Dad's weird prescription (? i think) toothpaste. Thermometer. Contact lenses. Dad's aftershave - or actally, I think, pre-shave, which is odd.