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Peter: Hey, Tree, if one of you falls and there's no one to hear it, do you make a sound?
Tree: Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!
(Family Guy)
"Wipe out all thought? My God! They're like flying televisions!"
(Leela, Futurama, "Day the Earth Stood Stupid")
Meatwad: The Giants are #1! That's your future.
Carl: Hey, that's not a prediction, that's a fact of life.
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Meatzone")
"I am obligated to keep loving you, so I will take my rage out on my own body. Let's go to Dennys."
(Peter, Family Guy, "Road to Europe")
"Hey Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change!"
(Peter, Family Guy)
Bender: Admit it! You think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!
Fry: Well, aren't they?
Bender: I've never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")
"I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring."
(Bender, Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")
Elders: We are the robot elders.
Fry: You don't look very old.
Elders: Thanks; we try to take care of ourselves.
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")
Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Sure; look, there's Harvard.
Pope: That's just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, someone went to Yale!
(Family Guy, "Holy Crap!")
Leela: But you're a robot! You don't even have a sense of taste.
Bender: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!
(Futurama, "My Three Suns")
Leela: [The Beastie Boys are] busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate!
Bender: I believe that qualifies as 'ill', at least from a technical standpoint.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")
Leela: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.
Zoidberg: In fact, that's why we loved you.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")
Zorak: What's Heaven like?
Mr. Tickles: It's all loose women, hot dance clubs and Latin music!
Zorak: That sounds great!
Mr. Tickles: It is great! But you're not invited. You're going to Hell!
Zorak: Oh, I see.
Mr. Tickles: You can't be surprised.
Zorak: No, I guess not.
(The Brak Show)
Sellout #####: Do you ever wonder why they sterolize a needle for a lethal injection?
Adult Swim: No, we wunder why we reed these.
(Adult Swim between-show "card", 10/9/03)
Tree: Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!
(Family Guy)
"Wipe out all thought? My God! They're like flying televisions!"
(Leela, Futurama, "Day the Earth Stood Stupid")
Meatwad: The Giants are #1! That's your future.
Carl: Hey, that's not a prediction, that's a fact of life.
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Meatzone")
"I am obligated to keep loving you, so I will take my rage out on my own body. Let's go to Dennys."
(Peter, Family Guy, "Road to Europe")
"Hey Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change!"
(Peter, Family Guy)
Bender: Admit it! You think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!
Fry: Well, aren't they?
Bender: I've never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")
"I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring."
(Bender, Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")
Elders: We are the robot elders.
Fry: You don't look very old.
Elders: Thanks; we try to take care of ourselves.
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")
Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Sure; look, there's Harvard.
Pope: That's just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, someone went to Yale!
(Family Guy, "Holy Crap!")
Leela: But you're a robot! You don't even have a sense of taste.
Bender: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!
(Futurama, "My Three Suns")
Leela: [The Beastie Boys are] busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate!
Bender: I believe that qualifies as 'ill', at least from a technical standpoint.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")
Leela: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.
Zoidberg: In fact, that's why we loved you.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")
Zorak: What's Heaven like?
Mr. Tickles: It's all loose women, hot dance clubs and Latin music!
Zorak: That sounds great!
Mr. Tickles: It is great! But you're not invited. You're going to Hell!
Zorak: Oh, I see.
Mr. Tickles: You can't be surprised.
Zorak: No, I guess not.
(The Brak Show)
Sellout #####: Do you ever wonder why they sterolize a needle for a lethal injection?
Adult Swim: No, we wunder why we reed these.
(Adult Swim between-show "card", 10/9/03)
