what we have here is a failure to filk

[arethinn]

(I'm not the only person whose mind did this, right? Right??)

Look out! Look out!
Pink oliphaunts on a raid
Here they come!
Boomety boomety

They're here and there
Pink oliphaunts everywhere
Look out! Look out!
They're stomping around the field
Never yield
Doomety doomety

On a raid
Pink oliphaunts on a raid
What'll I do? What'll I do?
Eowyn can't cook a stew!

I can handle orcs that pounce
And look at Gondor getting trounced
But cotton-candy battle mounts
Is really too much for me

Now I am not the type to cry
When Sauron looks me in the eye
But seeing half the Shire die
Can really give you an awful fright
What a sight!

Chase 'em away, chase 'em away
I'm afraid, need your aid
Pink oliphaunts on a raid
Pink oliphaunts!
Pink oliphaunts!