from the "sentences I never thought I would put together" department

[arethinn]

"What makes you think I have ever sucked my own cock? That sounds rather impossible, on more than one level."

Comments

[wordsnotspoken.livejournal.com]

you listen to Five Iron Frenzy?! I love FIF. Too bad, they aren't a group anymore. :(

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

No, I don't actually. I found this one song ("Oh Canada") when I was looking for songs about/including Canada a couple of years ago or so. I didn't even know until last night when I decided to look up some transcribed lyrics that they were called Five Iron Frenzy; the mp3 had been labelled just "FIF".

[netdancer.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Definately NOT impossible. I've seen it. Had a good friend who was a dancer. Fey, slender and beautiful, and he could reach back from a standing position and rest his palms on the floor.

He bet someone 200 bucks that he could suck his own cock. Won it too, with us watching. Damn, that's some memory.

[soundwave106.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you have *dancer* flexibility it is possible. :P

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

Actually, not quite that much is needed. One does need to be flexible, but what one really needs is to be long and skinny, with little to no abdominal fat.

P.S. AAAUGH HR PUFNSTUF!!!

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

I know it's possible to self-fellatiate; I've seen it done right in front of me. What I was really referring to was the fact that, being female, I don't have a "my own cock" to suck. Rather puts a crimp in the idea, that.

[netdancer.livejournal.com]

Just a minor disadvantage. :) We currently have that difficulty too, but with enough testosterone and pumping, we figure we'll get there.

Have to talk to our doctor about the testosterone, tho.