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"I said that because I had noticed when laying out the offerings that there were five things, so I said 'Hail Eris'. And having once mentioned Her, one must then unmention Her. Or Her unmentionables."
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me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.
(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)
me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.
(he chokes with laughter)
me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?
I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.
me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.
(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)
me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.
(he chokes with laughter)
me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?
I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.