ahh, the stink of new vinyl

[arethinn]

My DDR controller floor pad arrived today. Now I too can play Stomp Stomp Eviction. :) I'm really amused by some of the "Engrish" directions and warnings that accompany the thing...

Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately If there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it. ("Abnormal phenomenon"? Such as... vortexes to other dimensions?)

Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends. (Sorry, how does Don Knotts figure into all this, again?)

Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.

High technology product, do not apart, separate or fix it anyway. Or the damage can not be guaranteed.

And the real puzzler...

Make sure to pave the cushion.

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[darkcactus.livejournal.com]

oh, just wondering, which dimension your abdomen go to? i need to know these things, don't wanna go somewhere unprepared :)