randomness

From the end of my self-written walkthrough for the Infocom game Sorcerer:

We're about to go underwater and ruin your spellbook, so memorize some spells: meef twice, swanzo, and vardik. Go east into the lagoon and dive. Meef the spenseweeds and open the crate. Get the grue suit. (...Grue suit?? Ok, I could handle a maze in the shape of a baseball diamond [Zork II], but now you're just making stuff up.)

randomness

From the end of my self-written walkthrough for the Infocom game Sorcerer:

We're about to go underwater and ruin your spellbook, so memorize some spells: meef twice, swanzo, and vardik. Go east into the lagoon and dive. Meef the spenseweeds and open the crate. Get the grue suit. (...Grue suit?? Ok, I could handle a maze in the shape of a baseball diamond [Zork II], but now you're just making stuff up.)

some random quotes from Adult Swim shows

Peter: Hey, Tree, if one of you falls and there's no one to hear it, do you make a sound?
Tree: Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!
(Family Guy)

"Wipe out all thought? My God! They're like flying televisions!"
(Leela, Futurama, "Day the Earth Stood Stupid")

Meatwad: The Giants are #1! That's your future.
Carl: Hey, that's not a prediction, that's a fact of life.
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Meatzone")

"I am obligated to keep loving you, so I will take my rage out on my own body. Let's go to Dennys."
(Peter, Family Guy, "Road to Europe")

"Hey Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change!"
(Peter, Family Guy)

Bender: Admit it! You think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!
Fry: Well, aren't they?
Bender: I've never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")

"I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring."
(Bender, Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")

Elders: We are the robot elders.
Fry: You don't look very old.
Elders: Thanks; we try to take care of ourselves.
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")

Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Sure; look, there's Harvard.
Pope: That's just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, someone went to Yale!
(Family Guy, "Holy Crap!")

Leela: But you're a robot! You don't even have a sense of taste.
Bender: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!
(Futurama, "My Three Suns")

Leela: [The Beastie Boys are] busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate!
Bender: I believe that qualifies as 'ill', at least from a technical standpoint.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")

Leela: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.
Zoidberg: In fact, that's why we loved you.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")

Zorak: What's Heaven like?
Mr. Tickles: It's all loose women, hot dance clubs and Latin music!
Zorak: That sounds great!
Mr. Tickles: It is great! But you're not invited. You're going to Hell!
Zorak: Oh, I see.
Mr. Tickles: You can't be surprised.
Zorak: No, I guess not.
(The Brak Show)

Sellout #####: Do you ever wonder why they sterolize a needle for a lethal injection?
Adult Swim: No, we wunder why we reed these.
(Adult Swim between-show "card", 10/9/03)

some random quotes from Adult Swim shows

Peter: Hey, Tree, if one of you falls and there's no one to hear it, do you make a sound?
Tree: Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!
(Family Guy)

"Wipe out all thought? My God! They're like flying televisions!"
(Leela, Futurama, "Day the Earth Stood Stupid")

Meatwad: The Giants are #1! That's your future.
Carl: Hey, that's not a prediction, that's a fact of life.
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Meatzone")

"I am obligated to keep loving you, so I will take my rage out on my own body. Let's go to Dennys."
(Peter, Family Guy, "Road to Europe")

"Hey Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change!"
(Peter, Family Guy)

Bender: Admit it! You think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!
Fry: Well, aren't they?
Bender: I've never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")

"I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring."
(Bender, Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")

Elders: We are the robot elders.
Fry: You don't look very old.
Elders: Thanks; we try to take care of ourselves.
(Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet")

Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Sure; look, there's Harvard.
Pope: That's just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, someone went to Yale!
(Family Guy, "Holy Crap!")

Leela: But you're a robot! You don't even have a sense of taste.
Bender: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!
(Futurama, "My Three Suns")

Leela: [The Beastie Boys are] busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate!
Bender: I believe that qualifies as 'ill', at least from a technical standpoint.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")

Leela: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.
Zoidberg: In fact, that's why we loved you.
(Futurama, "Hell is Other Robots")

Zorak: What's Heaven like?
Mr. Tickles: It's all loose women, hot dance clubs and Latin music!
Zorak: That sounds great!
Mr. Tickles: It is great! But you're not invited. You're going to Hell!
Zorak: Oh, I see.
Mr. Tickles: You can't be surprised.
Zorak: No, I guess not.
(The Brak Show)

Sellout #####: Do you ever wonder why they sterolize a needle for a lethal injection?
Adult Swim: No, we wunder why we reed these.
(Adult Swim between-show "card", 10/9/03)

random wishlist item - not that anyone reading this is buying me presents

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Is this possibly available on DVD? Ridiculous as it may sound, this is among my favourite movies ever. I have some kind of dirty fetish for younger Keanu as I have for Johnny Depp. Heheh.

I suppose the fact that some of the others on the list are The Matrix, The Last Unicorn, Disney's Robin Hood, and The Court Jester (an old Danny Kaye thing) probably says something about me?

Actually, I often wonder what my choice of userpics, and my choice of keywords for them, say about me too. It's like I'm trying to describe myself even though I'm not sure I really want to claim the words I'm using. A weird sort of detachment, of the same breed that makes me perfectly okay with posting most emotional stuff (who couldn't have figured out the brokenness?), but scared to post spiritual stuff (since that's the real secret, stuff people couldn't know unless I told them.. thus possible subject for rolling of the eyes).

random wishlist item - not that anyone reading this is buying me presents

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Is this possibly available on DVD? Ridiculous as it may sound, this is among my favourite movies ever. I have some kind of dirty fetish for younger Keanu as I have for Johnny Depp. Heheh.

I suppose the fact that some of the others on the list are The Matrix, The Last Unicorn, Disney's Robin Hood, and The Court Jester (an old Danny Kaye thing) probably says something about me?

Actually, I often wonder what my choice of userpics, and my choice of keywords for them, say about me too. It's like I'm trying to describe myself even though I'm not sure I really want to claim the words I'm using. A weird sort of detachment, of the same breed that makes me perfectly okay with posting most emotional stuff (who couldn't have figured out the brokenness?), but scared to post spiritual stuff (since that's the real secret, stuff people couldn't know unless I told them.. thus possible subject for rolling of the eyes).