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Two days of weekend is never enough. I think we should move to a 4-day work-week. Bleh.

("We exist in a boundless time continuum. There is no weekend!")

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I think I need to curl up with some red wine and dark chocolate and dim lighting and read this kind of poetry. Or something.

so why doncha kill me?

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A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."