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"Do you think that if I put on one polka-dot sock and one stripy sock that my feet will mutually annihilate each other?"

"...no."

"...is it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"

--me and enotsola on the physical properties of my footwear


('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)

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enotsola @ Starbucks sez:

The middle aged gentleman next to me is making a to-do list
the first three items are
Get Cape
Wear Cape
Fly

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So have y'all seen a commercial for "Bad Teacher", this thing with Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake in it? It makes me angry in the pants. I can't help seeing anything but "A woman's only value is to be young and hot and preferably blond - but then we'll physically punish her for being sexy". (She gets a dodgeball [I think it is] to the face from a kid encouraged to throw "through" her, not "at" her.) I hope that right after that, she goes, like, "You little TWERP!" and pwns his ass, but somehow I'm not holding my breath.

I dunno. I may be reading too much into 30 seconds. But it just looks like the whole thing is going to come out sexist if not outright misogynistic.