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Hover text on today's Dinosaur Comics:

LET'S COUNT UP THE NUMBER OF BRAIN CELLS ACROSS EVERY LIVING THING WORLDWIDE DEDICATED TO FACEBOOK. THEN LET'S SLICE THEM OUT, CREATE A FACEBOOK BRAIN, AND IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS FOREVER


hahah. Yisssss....

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"For our latest mission we constructed a custom wooden lectern with a megaphone holster and an attached sign that read, 'Say Something Nice.' The lectern was placed in public spaces around New York and then left alone."

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Search term I just used on Etsy: cheese board

Suggested related searches: cedar, spreader, luchador, cutting board, wooden utensils, wine bottle tray, tray cheese board, granite cutting board, wine bottle cheese board


...waitaminnit WHAT? Luchador? Is this some kind of weird epicurian use of the word I was not previously aware of? No, not as far as I can see, although "luchador" reciprocally returns "cheese knives" among the related searches. I think perhaps it's this recycled-wine-bottle tray made from "Luchador" Shiraz that is causing the trouble here. Doubletakeus maximus, in any case.