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Yesterday enotsola read out something to me from Twitter that referred to "President Biden" and after a moment's disorientation I was just like,



Can I stop asking for a damage report every single morning now? Not saying there's nothing left to be done - it's very much "now the real work begins". But can we have terrible things maybe only once a week?

Dear every restaurant on Doordash:

Please do like we discovered our local sushi restaurant did and include a $0 menu item that says "no utensils or napkins" (and please expand this to include "no condiment packets"). I feel this will stand a much bigger chance of actually being noticed and heeded than our pleas in the special instructions.

Sincerely, me and this pile of plastic forks.