are there no plain computer accessories?

[arethinn]

I would like a new keyboard, in black, standard 101-key layout (or whatever the exact number is when you count Windows-key, which isn't "old standard"), nothing "compact" or "slim" (I want a full number pad), nothing "ergonomic" or "comfort" (I have gotten quite used to the "bad" position, thank you), nothing with twenty-five "media station" keys or whatever-the-fuck you want to call all those extra "play", "stop", etc things which often adorn the top or side of keyboards nowadays, and nothing with various "internet function" keys ("get email"). I don't want some kind of desktop set which comes with a tray or whatever (although I might consider one with a wireless mouse, since I want one of those).

Finding this in white/beige is possible. But I just can't seem to find one in black. Black is "cool" and "modern" and so has to have all that extra crap on it, it seems. Is there any such thing as a plain keyboard anymore? (I have this problem with joysticks too. I want a stick, and two fire buttons. That's it. It doesn't need to look like it came out of an F-14 or a Nascar vehicle.)

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[arethinn]

Oh, maybe you're getting that idea from the fact that I mentioned a joystick. Well, all I want that for is so I can play my C64 emulator games more easily, hence my yearning for simplicity there as with a keyboard. I find keyboard emulation of a joystick to be kind of a pain in the ass, especially for two-player games.