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[arethinn]

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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Billy Yorktown (sure, where "rock star" equals "50s pop singer"!)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mother's side, your favorite candy)
Cornelia Taffy

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
L. Fit (how does one "elf" something? That said, this method is how I acquired the nickname "Lifitz" in high school; I used to initial the newspaper articles I copyedited with "L. Fitz", and either the period mutated through scrawl or I deliberately started using an "i" instead of a period. Thus "Lifitz" was born.)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Fox Violet (erm... are you sure this isn't #8?)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Ann Mountain View (wtf?)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Fit Philil (I know how to spell "philil", but I don't know where to stop!)

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Mine for this is just lame. Move along, nothing to see.

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
There would never be a porn star named Ann Yorktown. She sounds like Billy Yorktown's wife. Next!

9. BONUS JEDI NAME (first way I learned it): (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name, first two of your mother's maiden name, first three of the town you were born in)
Fitli Phmou (I can't even say that second word. f'MOO?)