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[arethinn]

enotsola, playing Dragon Quest VIII: Aww, I've run out of conversation options with [the cute princess who loves the hero]. It just says "they share a stolen bow-chicka-bow-wow moment".
me: A "bow-chicka-bow-wow moment"? *giggles*
enotsola: Would you care to share a bow-chicka-bow-wow moment?
me: No... Well, let me rephrase: I probably would care, but not tonight I don't think. My uterus is implacable.[i'm in my monthly bleeding at the moment, you see]
enotsola: ...kay?
me: It means "unable to be placated".
enotsola: Oh. Not, like, plaque on your teeth?
me: No. Mainly because, you know, I don't use my uterus to chew.
enotsola: Thank God!