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enotsola: I mean, of course there are people on reddit complaining about stupid nonsense.Timeless wisdom.
enotsola: I mean, of course there are people on reddit complaining about stupid nonsense.Timeless wisdom.
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Jan. 6th, 2022 11:17 amKijyata: 2 GOP members on the floor. Both named Cheney.
Arethinn: Liz and...?
Kijyata: Her dad joined her to be like "wtf happened to my party?"
Arethinn: ... Dick Cheney is alive?
Arethinn: i mean. "alive"
Kijyata: Well, walking at least.
Arethinn: Liz and...?
Kijyata: Her dad joined her to be like "wtf happened to my party?"
Arethinn: ... Dick Cheney is alive?
Arethinn: i mean. "alive"
Kijyata: Well, walking at least.
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Dec. 9th, 2021 04:09 pmKijyata: So, we're down one toaster, and up one fireball
Arethinn: ! whahappa?
Kijyata: Uhh, it decided to start throwing fire instead of bread.
Thanks dear, that's a very helpful description.
Arethinn: ! whahappa?
Kijyata: Uhh, it decided to start throwing fire instead of bread.
Thanks dear, that's a very helpful description.
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Oct. 26th, 2021 03:38 pmViolet: "FDA expert panel blesses vaccine for kids 5-11" I'm just picturing... like... the FDA-mobile
Violet: like it's vaccine Easter and they're blessing it before distributing it to the faithful
Violet: like it's vaccine Easter and they're blessing it before distributing it to the faithful
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Sep. 15th, 2021 07:26 pm
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Criselia22)arethinn: Doesn't this look as if it were a Monkey Island dating sim?enotsola: Yeah. uwu.arethinn: [agreeing] UWU.arethinn: ...arethinn: Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't play that...(no subject)
Jul. 30th, 2021 10:50 pmjoshuawise: hiya Ed. was good to see you in the club two weeks ago!
joshuawise: also totally wild. I don't think I've ever seen an entire club sing along to Wolfsheim - Once In A Lifetime
joshuawise: later, I think during Mollie's second set, there was a big crowd of ... non-goth-dressed folks ... packing the stage, 'woop woop'ing along to VNV - Tomorrow Never Comes, which is *also* something I've never seen before, and to be honest, something I don't have any need to see again
joshuawise: though, as far as I can tell, they were doing an excellent job of buying alcohol from the bars at the club, so, you know, support your local venues!
joshuawise: also totally wild. I don't think I've ever seen an entire club sing along to Wolfsheim - Once In A Lifetime
joshuawise: later, I think during Mollie's second set, there was a big crowd of ... non-goth-dressed folks ... packing the stage, 'woop woop'ing along to VNV - Tomorrow Never Comes, which is *also* something I've never seen before, and to be honest, something I don't have any need to see again
joshuawise: though, as far as I can tell, they were doing an excellent job of buying alcohol from the bars at the club, so, you know, support your local venues!
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Jul. 30th, 2021 08:09 pmMe, facetiously, after having looked up the Wikipedia entry on hovercraft to find out when they were invented: But when were eels invented? (reference)
enotsola: You'd have to ask Jesus.
Me: ...
Me: ....
Me: .....
Me: ......Is he widely known as the inventor of eels?
enotsola: ...
enotsola: ....
enotsola: .....Sure.
enotsola: You'd have to ask Jesus.Me: ...
Me: ....
Me: .....
Me: ......Is he widely known as the inventor of eels?
enotsola: ...enotsola: ....enotsola: .....Sure.(no subject)
May. 25th, 2021 10:08 pmenotsola: *rinsing a Trois Pistoles bottle, which has bits of yeast (lees) in the bottom, and apparently going off the rhyme between yeast and beast* Hhm hmm, something "Yeastie" Boys... you gotta fight, for your right...arethinn: I believe that qualifies as ale, at least from a technical standpoint.(no subject)
Mar. 30th, 2021 04:00 pmme: Would you like a cider or the last 805?
enotsola: ...Nah, not right now. I was thinking of showering. Just reading the internet for now.
me: That has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
enotsola: ...Nah, not right now. I was thinking of showering. Just reading the internet for now.me: That has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
first we feast?
Mar. 11th, 2020 12:40 pmStygian Syzygy: https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/next-democratic-debate-to-feature-hot-questions-and-even-hotter-wings
Eldrynn: oh no
Eldrynn: that'd be hilarious
Eldrynn: so how can we make this actually happen? :D
Eldrynn: and is the hot sauce kosher?
Stygian Syzygy: I would watch the shit out of it, but they'd both die. Hillary comes in and just slams Da Bomb like a shot of tequila, eats both the last dab wings, and wins. Becoming president of YouTube.
Eldrynn: oh no
Eldrynn: that'd be hilarious
Eldrynn: so how can we make this actually happen? :D
Eldrynn: and is the hot sauce kosher?
Stygian Syzygy: I would watch the shit out of it, but they'd both die. Hillary comes in and just slams Da Bomb like a shot of tequila, eats both the last dab wings, and wins. Becoming president of YouTube.
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Nov. 4th, 2019 06:14 pmStygian Syzygy: One of the girls in ASL [class] described herself as having less attention span than a goldfish. In fact, she has the attention span of a mcnugget.
Eldrynn: i suppose a mcnugget is less than a goldfish
Stygian Syzygy: I argued maybe not. They seem super focused on just sitting there and listening all the time.
Eldrynn: have you just said a chicken mcnugget is a good listener
Stygian Syzygy: I did indeed say that. They never interrupt!
Eldrynn: i cannot refute this assertion
Eldrynn: i suppose a mcnugget is less than a goldfish
Stygian Syzygy: I argued maybe not. They seem super focused on just sitting there and listening all the time.
Eldrynn: have you just said a chicken mcnugget is a good listener
Stygian Syzygy: I did indeed say that. They never interrupt!
Eldrynn: i cannot refute this assertion
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Dec. 6th, 2018 05:57 pm"btw, I would like to change my clothes when i get home, so don't greet me outside a locked front door with sausage in hand"
...that is a Very Strange sentence without the context.
...that is a Very Strange sentence without the context.
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Nov. 14th, 2018 07:09 pmStygian Syzygy: Yay, Dukakis and antihistamines
moody green kale leaves: ....
Stygian Syzygy: ... Flavinoids
moody green kale leaves: wtf
(Yes, yes, autocorrect is known for weirdness, but even so flavonoids -> Dukakis seems pretty far up the bizarro scale.)
moody green kale leaves: ....
Stygian Syzygy: ... Flavinoids
moody green kale leaves: wtf
(Yes, yes, autocorrect is known for weirdness, but even so flavonoids -> Dukakis seems pretty far up the bizarro scale.)
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Oct. 16th, 2018 02:11 pmStygian Syzygy: ...
Stygian Syzygy: Dennis Hof, a brothel owner who was running for the Nevada state legislature, died in his sleep at one of his brothels after celebrating his 72nd birthday with porn star Ron Jeremy, rapper Flavor Flav and ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Stygian Syzygy: I mean, holy crap, the writers have just.. given up
exuberant squawktube: i didn't know they even had sharks in nevada
Stygian Syzygy: I think we've got a case of the execs being like "we don't need writers, we can do this ourselves" and firing the whole writing staff
exuberant squawktube: or there's a strike; but last time we got dr horrible, whereas this all is just horrible
("..." about says it, yeah.)
Stygian Syzygy: Dennis Hof, a brothel owner who was running for the Nevada state legislature, died in his sleep at one of his brothels after celebrating his 72nd birthday with porn star Ron Jeremy, rapper Flavor Flav and ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Stygian Syzygy: I mean, holy crap, the writers have just.. given up
exuberant squawktube: i didn't know they even had sharks in nevada
Stygian Syzygy: I think we've got a case of the execs being like "we don't need writers, we can do this ourselves" and firing the whole writing staff
exuberant squawktube: or there's a strike; but last time we got dr horrible, whereas this all is just horrible
("..." about says it, yeah.)
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Jun. 6th, 2018 06:14 pmStygian Syzygy: Lego Movie 2 trailer. Which includes a Garfunkel and Oates cover of Everything is Awesome
tea dalek: oh no
[a few minutes later]
Stygian Syzygy: Apparently the world has gone full Mad Max
tea dalek: no kidding?
Stygian Syzygy: Except, of course, for Emmet, who is still himself.
tea dalek: i don't understand
tea dalek: keep in mind i've never seen any of the mad max movies so i only understand this as a general post-apocalyptic thing
Stygian Syzygy: Yeah. But just, Lego world has gone full post-apocalyptic with a mad max flavour, except for the lead, who is still his dang bubbly self. Also, they go to space with Intergalactic playing. Because why not
tea dalek: .... i didn't realize you were still talking about Lego. I thought you meant the real world and was like "trufax, who's emmet though?"
tea dalek: sdlfjdsljkfs
He reads political stuff on Facebook and Twitter that I don't and often pastes links, so (especially with the pause that meant it could easily be a new topic) it just seemed perfectly reasonable to me that he would say that as a lead-in for something he was going to show me. FFS.
tea dalek: oh no
[a few minutes later]
Stygian Syzygy: Apparently the world has gone full Mad Max
tea dalek: no kidding?
Stygian Syzygy: Except, of course, for Emmet, who is still himself.
tea dalek: i don't understand
tea dalek: keep in mind i've never seen any of the mad max movies so i only understand this as a general post-apocalyptic thing
Stygian Syzygy: Yeah. But just, Lego world has gone full post-apocalyptic with a mad max flavour, except for the lead, who is still his dang bubbly self. Also, they go to space with Intergalactic playing. Because why not
tea dalek: .... i didn't realize you were still talking about Lego. I thought you meant the real world and was like "trufax, who's emmet though?"
tea dalek: sdlfjdsljkfs
He reads political stuff on Facebook and Twitter that I don't and often pastes links, so (especially with the pause that meant it could easily be a new topic) it just seemed perfectly reasonable to me that he would say that as a lead-in for something he was going to show me. FFS.
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Apr. 10th, 2018 07:30 pmlord of potatos: i wonder what christopher will say in the foreword [to The Fall of Gondolin], since in Beren & Luthien he was like "i'm fucking old and i may not live to do another book"
Stygian Syzygy: "Still alive, mother fuckers"
lord of potatos: LOL
Stygian Syzygy: "Still alive, mother fuckers"
lord of potatos: LOL
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Aug. 2nd, 2017 02:05 pmStygian Syzygy: “[The GOP are] the ones who promised their constituents they would do some simple things like repeal and replace Obamacare, get real tax reform and tax relief for their constituents, put ISIS in retreat if not full-on defeat, and keep us safe and prosperous,” Conway said Wednesday during an appearance on Fox News.
Stygian Syzygy: simple things.
Stygian Syzygy: ... simple
old-fashioned hurgusburgus: ...
Stygian Syzygy: something here is simple, that's for sure.
old-fashioned hurgusburgus: LOL
old-fashioned hurgusburgus: harsh
Stygian Syzygy: simple things.
Stygian Syzygy: ... simple
old-fashioned hurgusburgus: ...
Stygian Syzygy: something here is simple, that's for sure.
old-fashioned hurgusburgus: LOL
old-fashioned hurgusburgus: harsh
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May. 11th, 2017 01:06 pmStygian Syzygy: In today's news, Trump is fucking insane
eggplant with benefits: do you know what the word "news" means?
eggplant with benefits: do you know what the word "news" means?