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Whoso knows this spell will have all his weekends free in Amenta.
May I not be forced to move furniture in the other world. That which is large, awkward, and extremely heavy, with sharp corners – may I not be forced to lift it.
The sofa – “I break your back” is its name; it does not fit through any door. I shall not carry the sofa; I shall not lift one end of the sofa.
The chest of drawers – “I fall on your foot” is its name. I shall not move the chest of drawers; I shall not carry even one drawer.
The pile of book boxes – it towers unto the ceiling; “pyramid of Khufu” is its name. I shall not carry one box; I shall not carry one book.
The waterbed – of myriad pieces is it made; no man knows their number. I shall not carry one piece; I shall not attempt to fit two pieces together.
I shall not move furniture in the other world, and all my weekends will be my own, for millions of years.
-Obscure Chapter of the Egyptian Book of the Dead.
(from the NRDNA Samhain 1986 Druid Missal-Any)
May I not be forced to move furniture in the other world. That which is large, awkward, and extremely heavy, with sharp corners – may I not be forced to lift it.
The sofa – “I break your back” is its name; it does not fit through any door. I shall not carry the sofa; I shall not lift one end of the sofa.
The chest of drawers – “I fall on your foot” is its name. I shall not move the chest of drawers; I shall not carry even one drawer.
The pile of book boxes – it towers unto the ceiling; “pyramid of Khufu” is its name. I shall not carry one box; I shall not carry one book.
The waterbed – of myriad pieces is it made; no man knows their number. I shall not carry one piece; I shall not attempt to fit two pieces together.
I shall not move furniture in the other world, and all my weekends will be my own, for millions of years.
-Obscure Chapter of the Egyptian Book of the Dead.
(from the NRDNA Samhain 1986 Druid Missal-Any)
