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Okay... three people on the first page of my flist have all posted their Free Will horoscopes today, but none of them are my sign (Sagittarius, Libra, Capricorn), so here's mine.
Virgo Horoscope for week of May 10, 2007
I was enjoying a leisurely bike ride in a rural neighborhood where I'd never been. The houses were sparsely placed amidst overgrown meadows. The temperature was balmy. My endorphins had kicked in and the fragrance of wildflowers had rendered me giddy. Then my mood shifted suddenly. While rolling downhill on a one-lane road, I hit a speed bump--freakishly, unexpectedly, right in the middle of paradise. Why was it there? My bike stopped cold and I flew through the air, landing awkwardly. The damage was minimal, and the shock was a bit invigorating. Still, I advise you, Virgo, to watch out for and avoid a comparable speed bump out there in the frontier you're exploring. There's no inherent karmic necessity for you to experience an inconvenient interruption like mine. Add 10 percent more caution to your roving and rambling.
Since I'm not currently exploring any frontier, nor "roving and rambling", this is pretty meaningless to me. (In fact, Brezsny's horoscopes are almost invariably meaningless to me, which is why I don't follow them.) But maybe someone else out there is a Virgo, and cares.
Virgo Horoscope for week of May 10, 2007
I was enjoying a leisurely bike ride in a rural neighborhood where I'd never been. The houses were sparsely placed amidst overgrown meadows. The temperature was balmy. My endorphins had kicked in and the fragrance of wildflowers had rendered me giddy. Then my mood shifted suddenly. While rolling downhill on a one-lane road, I hit a speed bump--freakishly, unexpectedly, right in the middle of paradise. Why was it there? My bike stopped cold and I flew through the air, landing awkwardly. The damage was minimal, and the shock was a bit invigorating. Still, I advise you, Virgo, to watch out for and avoid a comparable speed bump out there in the frontier you're exploring. There's no inherent karmic necessity for you to experience an inconvenient interruption like mine. Add 10 percent more caution to your roving and rambling.
Since I'm not currently exploring any frontier, nor "roving and rambling", this is pretty meaningless to me. (In fact, Brezsny's horoscopes are almost invariably meaningless to me, which is why I don't follow them.) But maybe someone else out there is a Virgo, and cares.
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Date: May. 9th, 2007 08:38 pm (UTC)From:Gods! and i thought *i* was the only one who wondered how the hell he manages to get paid for that tripe week after week..
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