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[arethinn]

CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY

AAAA OMG BEEYOTCH DITCH THE FAKE NAILS YOU ARE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE TYPING OVER THERE IT IS DRIVING ME BUGGY

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[lupagreenwolf.livejournal.com]

Quick! Chloroform her, and take some garden shears to those puppies before she wakes!

[lupagreenwolf.livejournal.com]

Either that, or do what we do with our cats--grab her, scruff her, pin her to the floor, and have someone else trim her nails. Repeat weekly or as needed.

[arethinn]

I'd better not. Although I just had my review granting permanency, after which they can't just fire me and instead have to go through a long disciplinary process, that doesn't actually take effect until March 1st.

A shame; I do so love the direct approach, sometimes.

[kalagni.livejournal.com]

Oh Gods. I feel for you. Two jobs back the crazy Christian woman I worked with had horrible press-ons, and was forever clacking away *shudders*