arethinn: glowing green spiral (confused (ariel got nothin))
My co-worker speaks very fluent English and has for decades, but it is not her first language, so she still sometimes fails to come up with the right words for things. Usually I am there to bail her out of her vocabulary snafus, and she will describe what she is trying to say and I will supply the word for her.

She especially tends to fail at idiomatic expressions, though, and will go through cycles of latching on to single ones and using them for everything, even when not really appropriate. Her current favourites are "life is good", which she says as a conversation closer or even appropos of nothing, and sometimes very out of place, such as after an argument with a patron; and "doable", which is a word she usually uses rather wrongly, such as to approve of something done well. She praised the little sign I came up with for a box of forms for some Latina conference by saying it was "doable", for example. (I think she meant "that's good; we can use that", but you can tell she's misunderstanding the meaning.)

All of them sensible everyday names English-mungings, really.

But every now and then she really produces a little gem of WTFery, such as this one she just uttered after trying to help a patron print a file that turned out to be corrupted and un-openable:

"We're gonna slap little golf balls today."

...

I got nothin' for what she could possibly mean, and I don't want to point it out by asking.

Date: Mar. 10th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lupagreenwolf.livejournal.com
I had to try very hard to laugh very quietly at that.

Date: Mar. 10th, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] helen99.livejournal.com
ext_5300: tree in the stars (Wow...)
I'm glad your sign for the forms box was "doable" and didn't result in "slapping little golf balls"! :D

Date: Mar. 10th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] silussa.livejournal.com
The odd thing is, the more I think about it....the more sense it makes.

Seriously.

Date: Mar. 10th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] silussa.livejournal.com
Not so much in association with English phrasing, but as one who finds amusement in people knocking(slapping) little golf balls around a course with 18 holes trying to get them in the holes, and usually getting very frustrated in the process...I think she has a pretty good NEW saying.

It certainly pairs nicely with the feeling the situation you described would create, don't you think?

I find a temptation to write that down and start using it. :)
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Maybe...

Date: Mar. 12th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rainman1432003.livejournal.com
...you could encourage her by recommending that she study Yiddish. http://www.mylanguageexchange.com/Learn/Yiddish.asp

(p.s. please continue to give us progress notes after she completes the course)

oy

Re: Maybe...

Date: Mar. 13th, 2008 12:11 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rainman1432003.livejournal.com
...a goen maybe!

http://www.bubbygram.com/yiddishglossary.htm

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