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Recipe: A super-easy, no-mixer-needed cookie dough...
Me, not an expert baker by any means but with like 30 years of home kitchen experience: So like... with a spoon? Dunno if I'd say creaming butter and sugar by hand is "easy", but okay...
Recipe: ...that doesn't dirty any bowls!
Me: Um. That sounds fake, but okay. If I don't make my own telekinesis, is store-bought fine?
Recipe: Process butter in a food processor...
Me: You are a lying liar who lies. One, you are just using a food processor as a mixer. Two, that's a fancier and more expensive piece of equipment than an electric hand mixer. And three, IT'S HARDER TO CLEAN THAN A SIMPLE BOWL WOULD HAVE BEEN. Ugh. *sets magazine on fire*
Me, not an expert baker by any means but with like 30 years of home kitchen experience: So like... with a spoon? Dunno if I'd say creaming butter and sugar by hand is "easy", but okay...
Recipe: ...that doesn't dirty any bowls!
Me: Um. That sounds fake, but okay. If I don't make my own telekinesis, is store-bought fine?
Recipe: Process butter in a food processor...
Me: You are a lying liar who lies. One, you are just using a food processor as a mixer. Two, that's a fancier and more expensive piece of equipment than an electric hand mixer. And three, IT'S HARDER TO CLEAN THAN A SIMPLE BOWL WOULD HAVE BEEN. Ugh. *sets magazine on fire*