arethinn: MST3K's mad scientists looking confused, text "buh?" (confused (mads buh))
Has anyone else out there who has an Instant Pot had success with using it as a slow cooker instead of a pressure cooker? The existence of recipes suggests this should be possible, but the one time we tried it, even on high the contents of the pot never got near a temperature hot enough to actually cook anything - it only achieved bacteria-fest warmth, or what would have been a bacteria-fest had we actually allowed it to sit there for hours before deciding "screw it, this is going in the oven". Did we maybe get a dud? It works as expected in other modes, so it's not a failure of the heating element, but could still possibly be a failure of control circuitry or something. (It's academic as it's far out of warranty now, even if we had wanted to hassle with support at the time, but I'm curious.)

claaaaams.

Aug. 9th, 2020 09:05 pm
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
Made linguine & clams for the first time tonight. In summary: Om nom nom. No pictures, because, uh, we ate it?

To avoid sounding like the unwanted prefatory life story on a cooking blog that makes you yell just get to the flipping recipe already!!... I compiled a recipe from the following:
https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/linguini-with-clams.html
https://www.emerils.com/127752/linguine-clams
https://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-linguine-with-clams-pasta-254098
https://stripedspatula.com/linguine-with-clams/

Aside from 1. there was still some grit inside some of the clams (maybe I should have pre-soaked them in multiple changes of water instead of just one), and 2. a bit too much red pepper flakes (I just eyeballed the amount called for, so must have overdone it a tad), overall very successful. I think this is also the first time the thing about adding reserved cooking water back to the pan to get a sauce to come together and stick to the pasta has actually worked for me. Usually I just wind up with a watery mess (not enough starch in the water, maybe?).

There's not a whole lot to it besides the clams -- olive oil, garlic, white wine, lemon juice, red pepper, finished with butter and parsley (depends a bit on the recipe) -- so the clam liquid itself is a pretty prominent component, and therefore I expect success depends on good clams. Fortunately, these were, fresh and oceany and even a little sweet, rather unlike the steamed mussels I made a few weeks ago where I half questioned whether they were even safe to eat because while they smelled fine raw, they had a rather unappetizing odor when cooked; so when we couldn't even stand to eat them all, I wrote on my dinner ideas sheet, "shellfish that don't suck". (In the event, there was no gastric disturbance, but leaving them overnight in the fridge rather than cooking them the same day as purchased probably hadn't done them any favors.)

anyway, *sips leftver Pinot Grigio and digests*
arethinn: animated Space Ghost shaking his head (frustrated (space ghost))
Step 1: Add together the amounts of liquid that go with those amounts of chickpeas, lentils, and barley, put it all in the Instant Pot, close, and press go.
Step 2: Realize--fortunately about 1 minute after starting the thing, so it hasn't even melted the slushy bits from the recently thawed broth, never mind attained pressure--that you have misbrained tablespoons as ounces, and thus overshot the requisite amount of liquid by 2x, which will likely result in soup instead of a grain-bowl kind of thing that you can put sauteed vegetables on top of.
Step 3: Say "Dammit."
Step 4: Say "What the hell" and toss all the vegetables in there along with the tomato sauce you needed to use up and some Berbere seasoning and turn it into vaguely Ethiopian chickpea-lentil-barley-vegetable stew.
arethinn: Unicorn from The Last Unicorn with text "O RLY?" (skeptical (unicorn orly?))
The recipe is not actually as precious as this sentence makes it sound, but... "Place fillets on celery raft". Oookay then.
arethinn: Zorak raises his fist in anger (angry (zorak fist))
Recipe: A super-easy, no-mixer-needed cookie dough...
Me, not an expert baker by any means but with like 30 years of home kitchen experience: So like... with a spoon? Dunno if I'd say creaming butter and sugar by hand is "easy", but okay...
Recipe: ...that doesn't dirty any bowls!
Me: Um. That sounds fake, but okay. If I don't make my own telekinesis, is store-bought fine?
Recipe: Process butter in a food processor...
Me: You are a lying liar who lies. One, you are just using a food processor as a mixer. Two, that's a fancier and more expensive piece of equipment than an electric hand mixer. And three, IT'S HARDER TO CLEAN THAN A SIMPLE BOWL WOULD HAVE BEEN. Ugh. *sets magazine on fire*

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