Death Rock Girl

[arethinn]

This doesn't quite match up to the song right, and some of it makes no sense (pubescent lice??), but hey. It's kind of amusing.

(TTTO the Dead Milkmen, "Punk Rock Girl")

One Saturday I took a walk in Bauhaus Land
I met a girl there who said "Kiss on my hand!"
Death rock girl! Skinny pale bitch
Death rock girl! Wants to be a witch
She dresses all in black
Drinks your blood for a snack, death rock girl

I asked her quite poetically, "Are you goth or death?"
She said she wasn't sure, "but here's some crystal meth"
Death rock girl! Will life never end?
Death rock girl! Rozz fucked all your friends
And that lunch box for a purse
Yes you're a curse, death rock girl

We went to Die Laughing and danced really really weird. I met all of your bisexual friends. We talked about Satan, the art world and the Cure. You offered me some acid, said Wumpscut was coming soon. One of your fat friends threw a fit and started crying really hard. You said "Just ignore her, she does this all the time!" You showed me all your scars, up and down your wrists. Said you tried to kill yourself for the love of Robert Smith!

Death rock girl! Likes to read Anne Rice
Death rock girl! Has pubescent lice
Your mom's in Psychic TV,
Oh you're for me, death rock girl

We went to a graveyard at the stroke of midnight. We danced around the graves until the cops stopped us. Asked us what we were doing, she said "Satanic rites!" So they said they should arrest us and thought that we were sick. So she gave the cops the finger and we ran off into the night! We went to get some bondage gear, lots of whips and chains. Said "I think that pizza dough is eating up your brains!"

Death rock girl! Boring poetry
Death rock girl! Exploring sodomy
Peter Murphy is your God
You stupid broad, death rock girl

I went over to your home to come and pick you up
You said you'd be a minute, you had to freshen up
So I waited for five hours, I knew something was wrong
Then I realized that's how long it takes to put your makeup on
We went on down to Haight to buy you some new shoes,
You bought another rosary you're never gonna use.

Death rock girl! Go dye your hair
Death rock girl! Does me anywhere
She likes Ministry
Oh sleep with me, death rock girl

Death rock girl! Leads an evil life
Death rock girl! Please be my wife
We'll name our kid Lestat,
You have a really black cat, death rock girl!

Comments

[illuviel.livejournal.com]

::applauds, giggling::

I'd be a perkygoth, but all my black clothes committed suicide in a fit of existential angst.

I like this one. A lot. Snagging a link to post on my journal so stonn can see it (if the darling sod ever checks his journal, that is).

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

I found it browsing through the archives of gothic_witches, which is actually a rather uninteresting list, but I liked this thing.