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In the restroom down the hall from what we shall for the sake of argument call my office, there are five stalls. In two out of the five, the little metal sanitary-napkin-disposal-wastebasket-thing attached to the wall of the stall is hanging by just one of the two bolts. The other is missing. This would have been more relevant had it been so in all five, but I'm going to forge ahead anyway.
Who the heck goes around taking one bolt off a restroom stall waste thingy? Is my school infected with rutabagas? Or maybe they are really good, really subtle Discordians (or Malkavians - really, where is the distinction? ;)), and I have become part of the target audience of this act by Not Getting It.
Disclaimer: No, I don't actually think there is a Discordian Ladies' Room Bolt Stealing Campaign going on. Maybe there should be, though...
Who the heck goes around taking one bolt off a restroom stall waste thingy? Is my school infected with rutabagas? Or maybe they are really good, really subtle Discordians (or Malkavians - really, where is the distinction? ;)), and I have become part of the target audience of this act by Not Getting It.
Disclaimer: No, I don't actually think there is a Discordian Ladies' Room Bolt Stealing Campaign going on. Maybe there should be, though...
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Date: Mar. 7th, 2003 06:49 pm (UTC)From:Hmm... your ideas intrigue me, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Although if we're proposing theories in this vein, I would reather just blame Canada. :)
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Date: Mar. 8th, 2003 06:35 am (UTC)From:at least with the gnomes, they would have a reason:
1. steal bolts
2.
3. profit
:P