arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
*frightened by her fortune cookie*

"Show your love and your love will be returned prison-style."

Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 03:57 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] forestdweller.livejournal.com
Don't drop the soap! Don't! Drop! The! Soap!!!


Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 04:03 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] lindsaybits
lindsaybits: (badgerbadgerbadger)
remember, cigarettes are like currency in the Big House (at least, they are according to movies, and movies don't lie, right?)... so be sure to bring at least 10 cartons.

jokes aside, that is one weird and creepy fortune cookie. O.o

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Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 04:18 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] starlightforest.livejournal.com
Oh, LOL.. that wasn't what was inside it literally. The fortune was "Show your love and your love will be returned." But I have long known a tradition of adding little phrases to the ends of fortunes to make them funny. The ones I knew were "in bed" and "with fish". A while back I posted a poll asking if other did this, and if so, what phrase did they use. Someone (I think [livejournal.com profile] tyrsalvia) said "prison-style". Sometimes that one just comes out bizarre; sometimes it's very funny; in this case, it was very creepy. The one that seems to turn out the best all-round so far was "with an AK-47."

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Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 04:28 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] lindsaybits
lindsaybits: (monkeyface)
hehehe. i'd wondered if it was something along those lines. the ones i usually use are "in bed" or "with jesus" (i know the latter one sounds like a strange choice, but sometimes it's quite amusing).

heh. prison style. i'll need to remember that one. *grin*

Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 04:06 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] blackthornglade.livejournal.com
Is there something you're not telling us? :)

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Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 04:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] starlightforest.livejournal.com
Yes, lots of things... but I doubt if any of them are related to prison-style lurve!

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Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 04:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] blackthornglade.livejournal.com
Yes, lots of things... but I doubt if any of them are related to prison-style lurve!

*teehee*

Date: Feb. 4th, 2004 08:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
I've been using fortune cookies as instant, edible divination. Try it sometime!

Date: Feb. 5th, 2004 12:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shadowmorphic.livejournal.com
eep is right!

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