very merry unbirthday?

[arethinn]

A very merry undeathday
To me!
To who?
To me!
Oh, you!

A very merry undeathday
To you!
Who, me?
To you!
Oh, me!

Don't forget the Obfuscate so no one else can see
A very merry undeathday to you

Now, statistics prove,
Prove that you've one deathday;
Imagine, just one deathday every year!
Ah, but there are 364 un-deathdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!

A very merry undeathday
To me?
To you
A very merry undeathday
For me?
For you
Now drain your elder dry, my dear,
And make your wish come true;
A very merry undeathday to you!

Those Sabbat Malkavians, I tells ya... *shakes head*