"Poe Toaster"

[arethinn]

BALTIMORE (AP) - The mystery man was dressed for the cold rather than tradition, and some spectators were not quite as respectful as in years past. But for the 56th year, a man stole into a locked graveyard early on Edgar Allan Poe's birthday and placed three roses and a half-empty bottle of cognac on the writer's grave.

(I assume "toaster" here is as in "raiser of a glass", and nothing to do with kitchen appliances.)

Comments

[lindsaybits]

you never know... it could be a haunted toaster

[ellseth.livejournal.com]

lol... only you would have a haunted toaster. I bet it is living on your kitchen cabinet right now too. :)

[lindsaybits]

hee. actually, i do not have any toaster at all.

but yeah. if i did have a toaster, it would most likely be haunted. i should start keeping a list of all of the haunted machinery i've known over the years. quite a few characters on that list. O.o