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[arethinn]

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd/riddler.htm

"The Legion of Doom is a group of super villains bent on nothing specific who are constantly stopped by the "Super Friends," a group of chummy superheroes from the DC Universe with basically every power and resource necessary to beat the cunt out of super villains. For example, say that Lex Luthor wants to rob a bank. He goes to rob the bank with some sort of laser, because fuck, regular people rob banks with regular guns, so robbing a bank with a laser should make things cake, but then WHOOSH Superman flies in and beats the cunt out of him. Lex hobbles away trying to keep his cunt from falling out of his pant leg. So we're left with Superman barking out public service announcements and Luthor's cunt just lies there in the doorway secreting and keeping the automatic doors from shutting."

*dies*

Comments

[bthompsonstroud.livejournal.com]

Sorry I killed you. Glad you like my stuff, though, heh. I hope you like the rest of everything.

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

Quick, men, hide! I think the referrer logs have given away our position!

"Sorry I killed you."

Sure you are. That's why you did it again on several other pages. Fortunately for you, I happen to be a cat, so your jail time should be minimal.

[bluegodjanus.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. I'm especially amused by the phrase 'beat the cunt out of them'.

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

I was a lot more amused by the image of a cunt being a thing that could drop out of a pant leg. I mean, vaginas are kind of a negative space; they don't exactly have an "outside". So is it just this tube of flesh sitting there being repeatedly squished by the doors, like those things you can buy at science-toy stores which have some kind of blue liquid and glitter and plastic bugs inside, that you squeeze from one end and it endlessly turns in on itself and comes out the other end? Is there this fleshy feminine Klein bottle just sitting there on the bank floor?

[bthompsonstroud.livejournal.com]

Imagine it being sort of like a retainer falling out of your pant leg.