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[arethinn]

Arethinn says:
you've never actually *read* "A Christmas Carol"?
Stygian says:
nope!
Arethinn says:
don't make me inflict it on you every christmas
Stygian says:
*hides
Arethinn says:
along with roast goose, plum pudding and brandy
Stygian says:
hmmm
Arethinn says:
don't make me do that!!!!one
Arethinn says:
don't make me festive. you wouldn't like me when i'm festive.
Arethinn says:
there might be dangling of mistletoe, like you need an excuse, and-- and-- making of actual eggnog! the kind that has 23320498320 calories per cup and can give you salmonella!
Arethinn says:
(actually, the latter possibility offends my virgo sensibilities. let's just have the rum, it's safe)


also:

Arethinn says:
me in white/ecru/eggshell/beige/whatever satin? are you nuts?
Arethinn says:
aside from my "buccaneer americans" shirt, when was the last time you saw me in anything lighter than green?
Stygian says:
it'd be crazy fancy!
Arethinn says:
yeah, but... unbearable lightness of clothing!