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[arethinn]

Today's double-take:*

Guide Thy Daemonic Throng unto this Centre of Potential...

misread as

Guide Thy Daemonic Thong unto this Centre of Potential

aigidda-aigidda-aigidda.

(Shades of "between the pleasant girls of the living, and the dread domains of the Naughty Ones", if you'll pardon the inside joke.)

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* Actually, there were two. The other is that I misread a neon sign in a computer store window, "Virus Removal", as "Walrus Removal". I suppose if you literally have a walrus in your computer, that might be a problem too...

Comments

[frameacloud]

Or if you have a walrus anywhere.

[arethinn]

What if you have a walrus in your specially-construced Happy Walrus Habitat™?

[frameacloud]

That is one of the few locations where it is acceptable to have a walrus. Unacceptable places include a Volvo, a Parisian studiette, a terrarium, a pastry-shop, and most other places that are either hopelessly cramped or hopefully tidy.

Oddly, a library is a perfectly acceptable place for a walrus. The silence encourages them to just lie there contentedly in the Reference stacks, all blorp-shaped.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Aren't MOST thongs demonic?