enotsola: [peering at my left lower eyelid] You have an eyelash crawling up your face.
arethinn: What, like this? [makes appropriate silly hand motions]
enotsola: ...Yes.
arethinn: [wipes eye, looks at fingers, sees nothing]
enotsola: Ummm... you must have knocked it down.
arethinn: Oh dear! Will it get up again? I'm never gonna keep it down!