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An artist called R. Luke Dubois has a piece called Play, which is a sequence of the faces of the Playboy centerfolds from 1954 to 2004, played in 50 seconds. It's kind of neat to see the changing faces over time. Although many of them are quite scary (IMO), if you load it up directly and click the back arrow 7th from the end (thus somewhere 2003-2004), you find this:



You cannot sit there and tell me with a straight face that this is an actual living, breathing human being and not a photograph of a Barbie doll. IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!!!!111

(Try also Billboard, which is one second from a song for each week it was #1 on Billboard, or Academy, which is each Best Picture compressed into 1 minute per movie.)

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An artist called R. Luke Dubois has a piece called Play, which is a sequence of the faces of the Playboy centerfolds from 1954 to 2004, played in 50 seconds. It's kind of neat to see the changing faces over time. Although many of them are quite scary (IMO), if you load it up directly and click the back arrow 7th from the end (thus somewhere 2003-2004), you find this:



You cannot sit there and tell me with a straight face that this is an actual living, breathing human being and not a photograph of a Barbie doll. IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!!!!111

(Try also Billboard, which is one second from a song for each week it was #1 on Billboard, or Academy, which is each Best Picture compressed into 1 minute per movie.)

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enotsola, playing Dragon Quest VIII: Aww, I've run out of conversation options with [the cute princess who loves the hero]. It just says "they share a stolen bow-chicka-bow-wow moment".
me: A "bow-chicka-bow-wow moment"? *giggles*
enotsola: Would you care to share a bow-chicka-bow-wow moment?
me: No... Well, let me rephrase: I probably would care, but not tonight I don't think. My uterus is implacable.[i'm in my monthly bleeding at the moment, you see]
enotsola: ...kay?
me: It means "unable to be placated".
enotsola: Oh. Not, like, plaque on your teeth?
me: No. Mainly because, you know, I don't use my uterus to chew.
enotsola: Thank God!

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enotsola, playing Dragon Quest VIII: Aww, I've run out of conversation options with [the cute princess who loves the hero]. It just says "they share a stolen bow-chicka-bow-wow moment".
me: A "bow-chicka-bow-wow moment"? *giggles*
enotsola: Would you care to share a bow-chicka-bow-wow moment?
me: No... Well, let me rephrase: I probably would care, but not tonight I don't think. My uterus is implacable.[i'm in my monthly bleeding at the moment, you see]
enotsola: ...kay?
me: It means "unable to be placated".
enotsola: Oh. Not, like, plaque on your teeth?
me: No. Mainly because, you know, I don't use my uterus to chew.
enotsola: Thank God!