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650 0 Anus (Psychology) ǂv Fiction.


cannot stop giggling about this subject heading.

(I think this novel is about a guy suffering from an anal fistula and really the description of life in a small Pacific island community is the point, but still. THAT SUBJECT HEADING.)

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(context probably actually isn't important here.)

me, to husband: Kidding! That was just illustrative. (hugs him) The real answer is FIVE TONS OF FLAX.

(he puts a hand my bum, as is often his wont)

me: ...in a ten-ton bag? ... Er, wait a second, I got that backwards.

(he chokes with laughter)

me: MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT IT?



I got 99 tons but a flax ain't one.